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Revealed: Modern Science Revolution Led by Band of Deluded Half-Wits

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Revealed: Modern Science Revolution Led by Band of Deluded Half-Wits
Jeff Boldt
Jeff Boldt
Jeff Boldt is an English teacher living in China and the writer and editor of Iron E-News, a website dedicated to that ever-abiding alternate bizarro world -- at times all too closely mirroring our own.
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“Fathers of science” found to be nothing but religious nutjobs Modern man, it seems, has been much too generous in his estimation of the supposed “fathers of science.”  … Read more

Study: Guns Linked to Gun Violence

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Study: Guns Linked to Gun Violence
Jeff Boldt
Jeff Boldt
Jeff Boldt is an English teacher living in China and the writer and editor of Iron E-News, a website dedicated to that ever-abiding alternate bizarro world -- at times all too closely mirroring our own.
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People may kill people, but guns help, turns out According to the American Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and Explosives, a recent study revealed that, of all crimes … Read more

Guy Who Gives Free Back Rubs Takes ‘Misogynist’ Comment as Compliment

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Guy Who Gives Free Back Rubs Takes ‘Misogynist’ Comment as Compliment
Jeff Boldt
Jeff Boldt
Jeff Boldt is an English teacher living in China and the writer and editor of Iron E-News, a website dedicated to that ever-abiding alternate bizarro world -- at times all too closely mirroring our own.
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Don’t bother, guys, his free back rubs are only for the ladies. Albert Grohper is a bit handsy. According to a number of coworkers, though they live their … Read more

Russia: Obama Nixing ‘Red Line’ in Favor of ‘Squiggly Doodle’

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Russia: Obama Nixing ‘Red Line’ in Favor of ‘Squiggly Doodle’
Jeff Boldt
Jeff Boldt
Jeff Boldt is an English teacher living in China and the writer and editor of Iron E-News, a website dedicated to that ever-abiding alternate bizarro world -- at times all too closely mirroring our own.
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“Red lines are so harsh and final,” says prez As Ukraine sits on the brink of a full-scale international conflict and Putin debates over whether or not to … Read more

Beyonce Loses Nail in China, Provides for Local Family for a Year

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Beyonce Loses Nail in China, Provides for Local Family for a Year
Jeff Boldt
Jeff Boldt
Jeff Boldt is an English teacher living in China and the writer and editor of Iron E-News, a website dedicated to that ever-abiding alternate bizarro world -- at times all too closely mirroring our own.
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Beyonce Knowles’ small loss is village’s huge gain Megastar Beyonce Knowles stopped over in China last week after the completion of her Mrs. Carter tour in the hopes … Read more

Millions of Americans Become ‘Nader-Haters’ Because it’s Fun to Say

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Millions of Americans Become ‘Nader-Haters’ Because it’s Fun to Say
Jeff Boldt
Jeff Boldt
Jeff Boldt is an English teacher living in China and the writer and editor of Iron E-News, a website dedicated to that ever-abiding alternate bizarro world -- at times all too closely mirroring our own.
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‘Nader-Haters’ trend going viral with bored surfers Millions of Americans across the contiguous United States have recently jumped on the latest virtual bandwagon — hating presidential candidate Ralph … Read more

Breaking News: Research Shows Fingers All You Need to Type on Keyboard

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Breaking News: Research Shows Fingers All You Need to Type on Keyboard
Jeff Boldt
Jeff Boldt
Jeff Boldt is an English teacher living in China and the writer and editor of Iron E-News, a website dedicated to that ever-abiding alternate bizarro world -- at times all too closely mirroring our own.
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No thought needed to produce breaking news stories The Institute of Neurological Research, located in Berkeley California, released a shocking new report on human brain function and development … Read more

Employee Misinterprets Company Email that Reads, “Bare with us this Casual Friday…”

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Employee Misinterprets Company Email that Reads, “Bare with us this Casual Friday…”
Jeff Boldt
Jeff Boldt
Jeff Boldt is an English teacher living in China and the writer and editor of Iron E-News, a website dedicated to that ever-abiding alternate bizarro world -- at times all too closely mirroring our own.
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A ‘Casual Friday’ gone wild The faithful workers at Syrius Enterprises & Technologies Incorporated had little reason to believe that last Friday would prove to be any different … Read more

Lazy Step-Son Left in Charge During Government Shutdown, Restores Confidence

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Lazy Step-Son Left in Charge During Government Shutdown, Restores Confidence
Jeff Boldt
Jeff Boldt
Jeff Boldt is an English teacher living in China and the writer and editor of Iron E-News, a website dedicated to that ever-abiding alternate bizarro world -- at times all too closely mirroring our own.
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Government shutdown no problem after all Last Tuesday, as Congress remained deadlocked over spending issues, the U.S. government came to a screeching halt.  This marked the eighteenth time … Read more

Melting Glaciers Making Really Nice Ice Cubes for the Inuit

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Melting Glaciers Making Really Nice Ice Cubes for the Inuit
Jeff Boldt
Jeff Boldt
Jeff Boldt is an English teacher living in China and the writer and editor of Iron E-News, a website dedicated to that ever-abiding alternate bizarro world -- at times all too closely mirroring our own.
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Inuit determined to make the best of disappearing glaciers GREENLAND — Glaciers located at the Earth’s poles continue to melt at a remarkable rate, alarming both scientists and … Read more

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