‘Penis Prologue’ Heats Up War of the Sexes in Michigan
A hastily written script entitled the “Penis Prologue” is scheduled to be read by Michigan Speaker James Bolger on the Michigan State Capitol steps Friday before hundreds of … Read more
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Argus Has Fun with the News: Chinese in Space & More
The White House softball team played a game against a lobbyist group for marijuana legalization Friday. What a great match-up. Inside sources reveal that the president’s team lost … Read more
Wall Street: Mutant Greed Gene Marches On
In the realm of prevarication, there are deceivers, fibbers, liars, politicians … and Bank of America. For weeks, this financial behemoth has been running a nationwide PR blitz, … Read more
To Do List
What would you add to this to do list? Leave your ideas for additions to the to do list below in the comments! Share it with your friends! … Read more
Lost Journal: The Birth of ‘The Shaun Cassidy Fan Club’
Journal entry: May 23, 1991 (age 22) In my middle school days, I stayed up late every Friday night to watch Second City Television, or SCTV. The show … Read more
No Pants, No Shirt: Free Groceries (NSFW)
When the owner of a new supermarket in the city of Süderlügum, near the German/ Danish border, offered a basket of free groceries worth €270 to the first hundred shoppers willing to shop naked, he rea…
Campaign Treasure Hunters
From out of the green mist enveloping the campaign doldrums they come. Relentlessly. Doggedly. Cattedly. Trudging, blank-faced and soulless. Armies of cash-hungry zombies brandishing partisan pickaxes, shovels and … Read more
Nationwide Bake Sales Expected to Make Millions for Obama Campaign
Romney backers suspicious of brownie ingredients Organizers for the Obama camp are currently making plans to hold bake sales in cities all across America for the sole purpose … Read more
Toiling in Obscurity: Sprayin’ The Blues Away
How to rise above a life of back office obscurity By Elena Bonsignori I don’t get to sign my work or discuss it with Oprah. Every single fat … Read more
