Don’t Close Our Post Offices — Put Them to Work!
“Staple-izing” the Post Office won’t work You know what America needs? More jobs, that’s what. Not Wal-Mart-style jobettes, but real jobs — stable ones with good salary and … Read more
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The World According to Nora Ephron
Nora Ephron is the primary role model for a smart, wise-cracking female writer. Thank God for Nora Ephron. Before she came along, the primary role model for a … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/24/14
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Lost Journal: “Twit” Lacks Wit, as Far as Nicknames Go
Journal entry: September 13, 1982 (age 13) – Nicknames My buddy, Vinny Gallagher, tapped me on the shoulder and said, “Your brother Dan is out in the hall.” … Read more
2014 Political Animal Awards
Best of the year’s political animals! For all those who have spent the last couple of months shoveling out a car, you should know we’re at the tail … Read more
Well-Fed Cat Is Always Hungry
This cat is always hungry – sound familiar? The Elliot family has had their cat Paul for a few years. The family has always taken care of Paul … Read more
Book Review: “The Travellers’ Guide to Hell”
The Travellers’ Guide to Hell, by Dana Facaros and Michael Pauls By Tom Jones No one, it seems, has done a guidebook to this popular destination since a … Read more
Cleveland Browns Suggest “Personal Best Bowl” Once in a While
Personal Best Bowl could be good for morale In a highly publicized press conference yesterday, Cleveland Browns owner Jimmy Haslam discussed his recent meeting with NFL commissioner Roger … Read more
Fool’s Gold Medals Saving Olympics a Lot of Money
Olympics Save Money by Giving Out Fool’s Gold Medals. In an attempt to curtail expenses the Olympic Committee has taken the measure of exchanging 1st place gold medals … Read more
Strange Hieroglyphics Found on Russian Meteorite
Could meteorite contain cosmic message? Chelyabinsk, Russia — Scientists have located a large chunk of the Chelyabinsk meteorite that came crashing down in Siberia on February 15 last … Read more
