Search for CNN Pulse Continues; Cable Station Off the Ratings Radar
Ever since Flight 370 trail went cold, signs of life at CNN weakening: Only 30 days for it to find new disaster before it runs out of juice … Read more
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Michael Phelps Announces Comeback and “Bong-ercise” Exercise Book, DVD
Michael Phelps hopes “Bong-ercise” makes a big splash 22-time Olympic medal winner Michael Phelps made a big splash today announcing his comeback to competitive swimming. One of the … Read more
Running Commentary on the Changing Shape of a Commentator
Journal entry: April 24, 2009 (age 39) – In Shape Most times when I write, I am self-deprecating. Not today. Today, I am going to make fun of … Read more
Childbirth 101: A Father’s Perspective
The act of childbirth is no place for men The gig is up, mothers! After numerous hours of data collection and opinion surveys (Hey Frank, what do you … Read more
Patronizing Paychecks: Equal Pay
GOP knows that equal pay for women is just a liberal dirty trick In a move as surprising as limos at a state funeral the GOP has misplaced … Read more
Dr. Seuss Inspiration for New Ted Cruz Book
Green eggs and ham Ted Cruz Texas Sen. Ted Cruz has announced a new book deal with HarperCollins that will purportedly earn him well into the six figures. … Read more
Ode to Paul Ryan
Ode to Paul Ryan Look out for shifty Paul Ryan. He’s slick and practiced at lyin’ All seniors beware; He’ll cut medicare, Won’t care if you’re sick or … Read more
Predicted Yellowstone Cataclysm Comes to Pass, Cause Discovered
Scientists discover surprising cause of massive Yellowstone eruption The Weather Channel’s “Forecasting the End” had predicted a disaster, and it has come to pass. Now scientists have found … Read more
Radical Middle-Aged Cake Acceptance: A Modest Proposal
“Cake is not the enemy” is my brand new mantra. I’m processing books in the circulation office of the library where I work when I hear a sudden … Read more
Lost Journal: Age 40 Weighs Heavily on Mind and Body
Journal entry: February 18, 2009 (age 39) – Age 40 Wow. I am really out of shape. Or, as the current saying goes, I am in shape – … Read more
