Confessions of a Cursing Librarian
Even mild-mannered librarians have their limits I recently strained a tendon in my foot, which made walking extremely painful. My podiatrist suggested a cortisone shot. “This will hurt,“ … Read more
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AIDS & Penises: The Dudes Doth Protest Too Much, Methinks
Call it a-few-inches-below-your-navel-gazing: Protesting male circumcision in Africa to battle a very real AIDS crisis In Reykjavik, Iceland there is the Icelandic Phallological Museum, which boasts the world’s … Read more
Lost Journal: Happy St. Patrick’s Month!
Journal entry: March 2, 2002 (age 32) — St. Patrick’s Month This week a friend from college called me, and at some point in the conversation he asked … Read more
Sinead O’Connor Shreds Picture of Pope Benedict XVI, Everyone Cheers
Pope Benedict steps down, the Irish singer doesn’t miss a beat Sinead O’Connor has been vindicated. The news of Pope Benedict XVI stepping down as head of the … Read more
Pot-Seeking Caravans Headed for Marijuana Meccas
“Legalize It” by Peter Tosh heard booming from boomer marijuana caravans across the land News that the recreational use of marijuana has been legalized in Colorado and Oregon … Read more
An Obnoxious American Gives His Snide Opinions on European Football
…While Managing to Not Only Get Banned from the European Union, but Get Booted Out of England Too It is time to take the opportunity to take you … Read more
Baby Boomers See the Bright Sides of Extreme Maturity
Focus on the upside, Boomers: We’re not old, we’re vintage Some fancy-dancy public-policy think-tank just released a brand-new study that speculates the legion of aging baby boomers will … Read more
Kim Jong Un’s New Book: Daddy — The Tenderer Moments
Great book by Kim Jong Un, the greatest son of the greatest leader ever PYONGYANG — Recently, this reporter was given the rare chance to attend a very … Read more
Candy Nanny State: Say It Ain’t So!
Candy makers look to head off government regulation with sweet promises According to ABC News, you should probably get ready for a take-no-prisoners “This is your brain on … Read more
What Potheads, Bikers and Taylor Swift Have in Common
Taylor Swift, diva of country pop, has some strange online company New figures out indicate that blogs featuring pot, bikers and Taylor Swift get the most hits and … Read more
