Formerly Priceless Commodity, Love, Now Traded on NYSE
It seems that money can buy you love, after all In a stunning new move, NYSE Chairman Marsh Carter approved the addition of a new commodity — love … Read more
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Westboro Baptist Church Plans to Protest Itself
Westboro Baptist Church members will be staying in Topeka, Kansas this Sunday to stage what they are calling their most important protest to date. They are going to … Read more
European Investment Bank Quitting Coal? Yes Men Strike Again!
Climate activists create fake press release, bizarre award ceremony, to highlight dirty coal support by EU bank BRUSSELS — The European Investment Bank (EIB) president Werner Hoyer was … Read more
Ron Paul Offers Shocking Proposal to Limit Illegal Immigration
New illegal immigration proposal is a hot topic During the 2012 fiscal year the federal government spent more on immigration enforcement—18 billion—than on every other federal enforcement agency … Read more
Congress Has Munchausen by Proxy
Inaction in Congress making you sick? That’s the plan. Munchausen Syndrome by Proxy, now referred to as Factious Disorder by Proxy or FDbP, is where a parent or … Read more
Top Oscar Moments of 2013
We’ll have to wait until next year for more dreamy Oscar magic. Until then… Well, the Oscars have come and gone and left us all waiting breathlessly (with … Read more
In Battling Monsanto’s Greed, Tenacity Matters
Monsanto, a bad actor Remember the 1950s horror movie “The Bad Seed”? Any remake should cast Monsanto in the title role, because whenever something scary is being done … Read more
Lost Journal: Meeting Cute, Part Deux
Journal entry: May 18, 1996 (age 27) As I pulled into the parking lot of The Little Café in Arlington, Va., tonight, I thought to myself, “There’s that … Read more
Oscorations 2013: Oscars Awarded for Oscar Show Performances
The best and worst of the Oscars TV event And … the winners ARE: Jennifer Lawrence for moving up to the stage with such grace – ultimately. Seth … Read more
Oscars Take Final Bow: Academy Retires
Upside: No more risk of Oscars hosts causing world to cringe Last night, in a stunning move, The Academy of Motion Pictures Arts and Sciences retired. There will … Read more
