Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/10/14
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to. Just follow my one simple rule: barely pay attention and jump to conclusions. By Paul Lander.
Justin Bieber
Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/19/14
The news doesn’t need to be confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. Here are some headlines today and my thoughts. By Paul Lander.
2014 Political Animal Awards
Jumping into that shiny awards bandwagon, running the risk of spraining a wrist patting ourselves on the back, here are the 2014 Political Animal Awards!
Ripping the Headlines Today, 1/28/14
Headlines don’t need to be confusing, that’s what any Microsoft release is for. Just follow one simple rule: barely pay attention and jump to conclusions.
Beliebers Go On Hunger Strike Until Justin Bieber Cleared of All Charges
Justin Bieber fans (“Beliebers”) are demanding that their hero be released from jail, and given house arrest in their homes. By Lee Mays, Humor Times.
Argus Hamilton on the News: Medicare, Duck Dynasty & Much More!
Argus comments on the Washington Times report that Medicare overpaid sixty-four million dollars for erection pumps, Duck Dynasty and more. – Humor Times
Psychic Predicts Top Entertainment News Stories of 2014
One psychic predicts that twerking will be added as a new category on Dancing With the Stars, along with other entertainment news predictions. By P Beckert.
Justin Bieber Seeks Counseling after Suffering from Normal Thoughts
Justin Bieber once said, “I’m crazy, I’m nuts. I’m not normal.” But with normalcy now creeping in, his manager has to act fast. By Jeff Boldt.
