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U.S. Launches Operation Golden Ragweed to Defend Nasal Sovereignty
By Harvey Lieberman When foreign pollen threatens American noses, the government fights back with Operation Golden Ragweed: tariffs, sniffers and drone-assisted sunflower strikes. Liberty is not a houseplant. … Read more
Trump Enacts Ancient Slobovian Law to Replace Aliens Enemies Act
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Breaking News: With the Aliens Enemies Act of 1798 placed on hold, President Trump has enacted the ancient Slobovian “YAIG Law.” President … Read more
All US Treasury Funds Stolen While Treasury Secretary Visits Dairy Queen
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) In yet another unfortunate incident for Trump cabinet secretaries, the nation’s treasury funds were whisked away by a common car thief. It … Read more
