Trump to Build Big, Beautiful Ballroom in East Wing of White House
The new addition to the East Wing won’t be cheap, but where there’s a will, there’s a way. President Donald J. Trump announced from the White House yesterday … Read more
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Hunter Biden, Tim Walz Announce New IT Venture
Hunter Biden and Tim Walz hope their new IT line will help attract young men back to the Democratic Party. Hunter Biden and Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz, the … Read more
Trump Signs Executive Order to Revamp LA Olympics
The administration’s measures appear to assure that the 2028 Games will be remembered as the Trump Olympics. Affixing his signature with a flourish, President Donald Trump signed an … Read more
Nashville Star Announces Benefit Concerts for Obesity Awareness
The singer hopes obesity awareness will change the way Americans look at a disorder that rolls along under the radar. Country music legend Cooter Pickens announced today through … Read more
Trump Expected to Make Clean Sweep of Nobel Prizes
Members of the administration say Trump is on the inside track for a fistful of Nobel Prizes this year. White House aide Peter Navarro told an alumni gathering … Read more
Congressman: Arm Inmates for Cheaper Military, Safer Prisons
Sponsors of the bill say it would promote dramatic prison reform and a leaner, less costly military. Rep. Letcher Popinjay (D-N.Y.) introduced prison reform legislation this week that … Read more
Confederacy Fought the Civil War for LGBTQ Rights, Historian Says
LGBTQ rights and priorities are crucial to an understanding of the Confederacy, according to a leading authority. The Civil War, generally described as having been fought over slavery … Read more
Jordanian Monarch Announces Invisibility, Superhero Status
In a written statement, Jordan’s King Abdullah announces that the Jordanian people are a race of superheroes. Jordan’s King Abdullah announced yesterday in a written statement that he … Read more
William Howard Taft Was First–and Most–Modern President, Historian Says
Who is the first modern president? The answer may surprise you. Hint: it’s William Howard Taft! William Howard Taft, 27th president of the United States (1909-13) and later … Read more
