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Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/17/25

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Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the Betty White Forever Stamp, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; … Read more

Musk: Refuseniks to be Blasted into Outer Space

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U.S. Gov’t workers are now required to sign a loyalty oath to Trump. Refuseniks get a one-way trip to outer space. The Trump administration is sending a questionnaire … Read more

‘First Buddy’ Elon Musk to Stay in White House Garage

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Move follows “First Buddy” Musk’s recent residence in a cottage at Trump’s Mar-a-Lago estate. “First Buddy” Elon Musk will be living in a garage at the White House … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/23/24

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Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about morning after pills in vending machines, doesn’t need to be complicated or … Read more

Trump Pledges to Lead Space Mission to Save Earth from Destruction

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Plans to fly space mission on Elon Musk rocket to move Trump-shaped asteroid. Donald Trump pledges that if he’s elected President in November, he’ll lead a space mission … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/1/24

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Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the NCAA Final Four, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 1/29/24

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Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Wayfair layoffs, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/24/23

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Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about ‘Don’t say gay’ rules, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/31/22

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Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Kate McKinnon and Pete Davidson, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; … Read more

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