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Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.

David Schwimmer Offered Starring Role in Revamped CSI Series

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David Schwimmer Offered Starring Role in Revamped CSI Series
P. Beckert
P. Beckert
P. Beckert's is one voice vying for frequency room at the top of the opinion dial.Angered and bewildered by many of today’s events, P. Beckert uses humor as a tool to fightan onslaught of stupidity and ignorance that seems to permeate the airwaves and pollute the sensitivities of a once-brilliant nation. If you like her posts, become a follower and leave a comment. And don't forget to share on Facebook, Twitter and other social accounts! Syndicated from her I Said Laugh, Dammit blog.
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David Schwimmer played Ross Geller on the NBC hit television sitcom Friends Producers of the CBS hit series CSI: NY, which was cancelled last year, have announced today … Read more

Kanzi, World’s Smartest Ape, Still Not Making Headway on Whole Poo Eating Thing

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Kanzi, World’s Smartest Ape, Still Not Making Headway on Whole Poo Eating Thing
Jeff Boldt
Jeff Boldt
Jeff Boldt is an English teacher living in China and the writer and editor of Iron E-News, a website dedicated to that ever-abiding alternate bizarro world -- at times all too closely mirroring our own.
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Most apes, like Kanzi, have what to us are very strange cravings Kanzi, the world’s most intelligent animal, sits inside his sunlit cage, dreaming of poo. This very … Read more

Amazing Race to Release ‘Sad Sack Race’ for the Rest of Us

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Amazing Race to Release ‘Sad Sack Race’ for the Rest of Us
Jeff Boldt
Jeff Boldt
Jeff Boldt is an English teacher living in China and the writer and editor of Iron E-News, a website dedicated to that ever-abiding alternate bizarro world -- at times all too closely mirroring our own.
Jeff Boldt
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Amazing Race for the un-amazing The CBS finale of Amazing Race All-Stars 2014 did not disappoint, and the world once again was able to live vicariously through beautiful, … Read more

Disney Execs Happy with Raising Admission Prices Again

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Disney Execs Happy with Raising Admission Prices Again
P. Beckert
P. Beckert
P. Beckert's is one voice vying for frequency room at the top of the opinion dial.Angered and bewildered by many of today’s events, P. Beckert uses humor as a tool to fightan onslaught of stupidity and ignorance that seems to permeate the airwaves and pollute the sensitivities of a once-brilliant nation. If you like her posts, become a follower and leave a comment. And don't forget to share on Facebook, Twitter and other social accounts! Syndicated from her I Said Laugh, Dammit blog.
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Minnie and Mickey Mouse lose it during Disney press conference ORLANDO, FL — Disney announced last week that they are raising their park entry fees once again to … Read more

DC and Marvel Villains Becoming Good Guys to Land Lucrative Ad Deals

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DC and Marvel Villains Becoming Good Guys to Land Lucrative Ad Deals
Jeff Boldt
Jeff Boldt
Jeff Boldt is an English teacher living in China and the writer and editor of Iron E-News, a website dedicated to that ever-abiding alternate bizarro world -- at times all too closely mirroring our own.
Jeff Boldt
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“What can we say? We’re looking for alternative and safer ways to make money.” – DC, Marvel villains It pays to be a good guy. On the heels … Read more

Supernatural Special Effects for New Dream Works Production

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Supernatural Special Effects for New Dream Works Production
Diane de Anda
Diane de Anda
Diane de Anda is a third generation Latina and retired UCLA professor. Tired of cranking out technical articles in a "publish or perish" atmosphere, she now spends most of her time writing adult fiction, children's books, parody, and satire.Her weapon of choice is the limerick, aimed with humor and a touch of malice at society's icons, celebrities, politicians, and other irritating folk.
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New production gets special effects that are out of this world. This reporter recently recorded Steven Spielberg in a live audition for his latest production: Steven Spielberg: “Where’s … Read more

Post Office Delivers Package on Time, Causing Senior Seizures

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Post Office Delivers Package on Time, Causing Senior Seizures
P. Beckert
P. Beckert
P. Beckert's is one voice vying for frequency room at the top of the opinion dial.Angered and bewildered by many of today’s events, P. Beckert uses humor as a tool to fightan onslaught of stupidity and ignorance that seems to permeate the airwaves and pollute the sensitivities of a once-brilliant nation. If you like her posts, become a follower and leave a comment. And don't forget to share on Facebook, Twitter and other social accounts! Syndicated from her I Said Laugh, Dammit blog.
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Prompt delivery by the Post Office? Too shocking! Delores Doldrums, age 67, has been sending various care packages to her nieces and nephews for decades and not once … Read more

New Cruelty-Free Dog and Cat Food Brand

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New Cruelty-Free Dog and Cat Food Brand
Diane de Anda
Diane de Anda
Diane de Anda is a third generation Latina and retired UCLA professor. Tired of cranking out technical articles in a "publish or perish" atmosphere, she now spends most of her time writing adult fiction, children's books, parody, and satire.Her weapon of choice is the limerick, aimed with humor and a touch of malice at society's icons, celebrities, politicians, and other irritating folk.
Diane de Anda
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How to create “cruelty-free” pet food? Problem solved! After reading horrendous tales about chicken and cattle slaughter houses, Ed and Edna Hunter decided they could not be party … Read more

Star Wars Episode 7 Revealed: The Drone Wars

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Star Wars Episode 7 Revealed: The Drone Wars
Jeff Boldt
Jeff Boldt
Jeff Boldt is an English teacher living in China and the writer and editor of Iron E-News, a website dedicated to that ever-abiding alternate bizarro world -- at times all too closely mirroring our own.
Jeff Boldt
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New Star Wars could launch post-presidential career “Not long ago, in a galaxy far, far beyond the reach of justice and peace, a strange and bitter conflict arose … Read more

God Particle Found in DNA of Boston Nun

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God Particle Found in DNA of Boston Nun
P. Beckert
P. Beckert
P. Beckert's is one voice vying for frequency room at the top of the opinion dial.Angered and bewildered by many of today’s events, P. Beckert uses humor as a tool to fightan onslaught of stupidity and ignorance that seems to permeate the airwaves and pollute the sensitivities of a once-brilliant nation. If you like her posts, become a follower and leave a comment. And don't forget to share on Facebook, Twitter and other social accounts! Syndicated from her I Said Laugh, Dammit blog.
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DNA test: God particle could be lesser known Jesus particle Sister Mary Catherine Ruth McTierney of Boston, Massachusetts, has found herself smack dab in the middle of a … Read more

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