Faux News

Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.

Direct Link Between Listening to Barry Manilow and Diabetes Shown

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Direct Link Between Listening to Barry Manilow and Diabetes Shown
Paul Lander
Paul Lander
Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of -- winning the Noble Peace Prize or sending Congolese gynecologist Dr. Denis Mukwege to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of African women in war-torn countries. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has written for Weekly Humorist, National Lampoon, American Bystander, Huff Post Comedy, McSweeney's, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog and the Humor Times, written and/or produced for multiple TV shows and written standup material that's been performed on Maher, The Daily Show, Colbert, Kimmel, etc. Now, on to Paul's time-commanding Special Forces in Khandahar… (See all of Paul's "Ripping the Headlines Today" columns here.)
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The sugary strains of Barry Manilow: Enjoy at your own risk For the first time in many years, Barry Manilow is back with new music. The news has … Read more

Dennis Rodman Found Drunk, Face Down in Pyongyang Alley

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Dennis Rodman Found Drunk, Face Down in Pyongyang Alley
P. Beckert
P. Beckert
P. Beckert's is one voice vying for frequency room at the top of the opinion dial.Angered and bewildered by many of today’s events, P. Beckert uses humor as a tool to fightan onslaught of stupidity and ignorance that seems to permeate the airwaves and pollute the sensitivities of a once-brilliant nation. If you like her posts, become a follower and leave a comment. And don't forget to share on Facebook, Twitter and other social accounts! Syndicated from her I Said Laugh, Dammit blog.
P. Beckert
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Dennis Rodman alive and, for now, sober PYONGYANG, N. KOREA — Dennis Rodman is alive and, at present, sober after being found face down in a small mud … Read more

Entertainment: Local Band Forms

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Entertainment: Local Band Forms
Lee Mays
Lee Mays
Comedian, satirist, comedy writer. Founder of The Heathens of Comedy Tour.
Lee Mays
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Local band primed for world domination Local band “What Screams May Come” may have only practiced for a half-hour, but they are primed for world domination. From the … Read more

WV Residents Use Freedom Industries CEO to Test Polluted Waters

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WV Residents Use Freedom Industries CEO to Test Polluted Waters
Roger Freed
Roger Freed
rfreed has a fertile, if somewhat warped, imagination. Read him at your own risk! More laugh gaffes available at Semi-Humorous Humor
!!!!!Buy 'The Alaska Papers' from lulu.com. Only $10 !!!!! An almost funny publication!
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Freedom Industries explores its freedom to pollute the waterways of West Virginia Freedom Industries, the more-important-than-humans industry conveniently located next to a major river supplying water to nine … Read more

Adam Lambert Likes the Feel of Dead Animal Around His Neck

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Adam Lambert Likes the Feel of Dead Animal Around His Neck
P. Beckert
P. Beckert
P. Beckert's is one voice vying for frequency room at the top of the opinion dial.Angered and bewildered by many of today’s events, P. Beckert uses humor as a tool to fightan onslaught of stupidity and ignorance that seems to permeate the airwaves and pollute the sensitivities of a once-brilliant nation. If you like her posts, become a follower and leave a comment. And don't forget to share on Facebook, Twitter and other social accounts! Syndicated from her I Said Laugh, Dammit blog.
P. Beckert
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No fake fur for Adam Lambert Adam Lambert, runner-up on Season 8 of American Idol fame, was spotted throughout the streets of New York the past few days … Read more

Study: Oil Companies Reversed Idea of Spirit of the Holidays

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Study: Oil Companies Reversed Idea of Spirit of the Holidays
Roger Freed
Roger Freed
rfreed has a fertile, if somewhat warped, imagination. Read him at your own risk! More laugh gaffes available at Semi-Humorous Humor
!!!!!Buy 'The Alaska Papers' from lulu.com. Only $10 !!!!! An almost funny publication!
Roger Freed
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This past holiday season, oil companies displayed their Scrooge-like character Oil companies, some of the wealthiest entities on earth, have somehow a skewered idea of what Christmas is … Read more

Married Couple Celebrates 75 Years of Holding Farts In

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Married Couple Celebrates 75 Years of Holding Farts In
Lee Mays
Lee Mays
Comedian, satirist, comedy writer. Founder of The Heathens of Comedy Tour.
Lee Mays
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The secret to a long and happy marriage: holding farts in Harold and Thelma Lyons have been married for 75 years. In this age of short engagements and … Read more

Open Mic Comedian Says He Prefers Vanillia Ice Cream Over Chocolate

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Open Mic Comedian Says He Prefers Vanillia Ice Cream Over Chocolate
Lee Mays
Lee Mays
Comedian, satirist, comedy writer. Founder of The Heathens of Comedy Tour.
Lee Mays
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Controversy erupts, open mic comedian gets chilly reception Comedians are no strangers to controversy these days, especially open mic comedian Bryan Courier, who performs regularly at the Hilljack … Read more

The Madonna: ‘Like a Virgin’ or ‘Is a Virgin’?

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The Madonna: ‘Like a Virgin’ or ‘Is a Virgin’?
Paul Lander
Paul Lander
Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of -- winning the Noble Peace Prize or sending Congolese gynecologist Dr. Denis Mukwege to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of African women in war-torn countries. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has written for Weekly Humorist, National Lampoon, American Bystander, Huff Post Comedy, McSweeney's, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog and the Humor Times, written and/or produced for multiple TV shows and written standup material that's been performed on Maher, The Daily Show, Colbert, Kimmel, etc. Now, on to Paul's time-commanding Special Forces in Khandahar… (See all of Paul's "Ripping the Headlines Today" columns here.)
Paul Lander
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The Madonna appears to customers at Marie Calendars – but which one? In what was described as the “Miracle at Marie Calendars,” after a waitress’s narcoleptic fit caused … Read more

Haiti Uses U.S. Aid Money to Help Bail Out Bankrupt Detroit

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Haiti Uses U.S. Aid Money to Help Bail Out Bankrupt Detroit
P. Beckert
P. Beckert
P. Beckert's is one voice vying for frequency room at the top of the opinion dial.Angered and bewildered by many of today’s events, P. Beckert uses humor as a tool to fightan onslaught of stupidity and ignorance that seems to permeate the airwaves and pollute the sensitivities of a once-brilliant nation. If you like her posts, become a follower and leave a comment. And don't forget to share on Facebook, Twitter and other social accounts! Syndicated from her I Said Laugh, Dammit blog.
P. Beckert
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Even devastated countries have pity on Detroit In what is being hailed as one of the most ironic turn of events of the young century, Haiti has sent … Read more

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