Motown Returns to Detroit, City Returns to Life
Detroit revived by Motown revival The return of the famous soul music legend Motown Records to its birthplace Detroit has had an ebullient effect on the bankrupt city. … Read more
Faux News
Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.
UN Demands that United States Drop ‘United’ from Name
Officials respond that nation is united in its divisiveness The UN Security Council has put forth a petition demanding that the United States of America drop the term … Read more
Breaking Bad Candy Store Now Offering Build-Your-Own Meth Lab Play Set
Now you can watch your own kids “breaking bad” NEW MEXICO — Somewhere in the quiet suburbs of Albuquerque, set against the backdrop of the Sandia mountain range, … Read more
Duck Dynasty’s Uncle Si Fires Assistant Over Clean Tea Cup
Poor Uncle Si, Duck Dynasty may never be the same Anyone who watches A&E‘s hit reality show “Duck Dynasty” is familiar with not only Uncle Si, but his … Read more
After Daring Crash Rescue, Newly Minted Hero Zimmerman Goes on Do-Gooder Spree
George Zimmerman always wanted to be a cop, now he’s one better: A serial hero! According to news reports, a few days after George Zimmerman was acquitted of … Read more
National Debt Forces U.S. to Give Away States
U.S. settles with creditors, erases the national debt — unfortunately, also erases the nation The National Debt has reached $16 trillion. In an effort to pay off this … Read more
Sarah Palin Ponders Half-Term Senate Run
“Like a mama grizzly, I’ll have to go hibernate part way through,” says Palin Sarah Palin, who served half a term as governor of Alaska — quitting after … Read more
Confused Florida Residents Seek Clarification on Legality of Killing Blacks
If the bar is fear of imminent harm, many Florida whites feel that in the presence of any black man, especially since the trial TALLAHASSEE, FL — Fresh … Read more
Republicans Demand a Recount Due to Illegal Zombie Votes
The GOP says a large turnout of zombies voted in the last presidential election A U.S. Presidential election recount has been demanded by the GOP, because, they claim, … Read more
Apple Cancels iPhone 5, Re-releases Original Palm Pilot
After iPhone troubles, basic palm pilot seen as glitch-free product to reboot company Apple CEO Tim Cook, looking to go in another direction with the company, revealed his … Read more
