Obama Shows the NRA’s LaPierre His Bad Self
LaPierre takes a call from the prez It was a phone call that President Obama didn’t want to make, but he knew he would eventually have to. He … Read more
Faux News
Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.
Ted Cruz Re-enacts Own Version of Sermon on the Mount
Holy filibuster! It’s Ted Cruz, again! Ted Cruz, emboldened by his 21 hour filibuster, has taken a spot on the steps of the House of Representatives this morning … Read more
Alien Rays from the Sun Destroying Plant Life on Earth
Magazine cites alien sun rays as destructive force According to the monthly magazine, True Alien Stories, there have been several reports coming in from all over the country … Read more
Senator Ted Cruz Collapses During Anti-Obamacare Faux-Filibuster, Needs Obamacare
Ted Cruz’ excellent accidental adventure with Obamacare While attempting a “filibuster” in Congress to stamp out the Affordable Care Act, snarkily known as the Obamacare bill by conservatives, … Read more
Melting Glaciers Making Really Nice Ice Cubes for the Inuit
Inuit determined to make the best of disappearing glaciers GREENLAND — Glaciers located at the Earth’s poles continue to melt at a remarkable rate, alarming both scientists and … Read more
Nutritionist Predicts 80% of Mississippi Population Will Die by 2018
Mississippi: A weighty issue Current statistics show that the people of Mississippi are the fattest in the nation weighing in at an average of 197 lbs. for a … Read more
Fast Food Scientists Warn of Animals with Strong Sense of Entitlement
Animals getting used to cushy lives, say fast food experts A new study was published yesterday in the Journal of Food Science and Technology by a collaboration of … Read more
Miley Cyrus Stoned in Saudi Arabia
“This isn’t the kind of ‘stoned’ I’m used to,” said Miley Cyrus, sticking out her tongue and pointing to the crowd The private jet of Miley Cyrus, the … Read more
Man Suffers Hernia Carrying Supersized Meals, Sues Fast Food Chain
Supersized meal: Eyes were bigger than his back Jason Dimples, a 27-year old iron worker from Youngstown, Ohio, has recently filed a complaint for injuries he received several … Read more
Gun Companies Realize More Profit to be Made Being Patriotic to Taliban
Better profit margin selling to Taliban, and ‘profit margin is the most patriotic thing of all’ A major financial shift has occurred within the gun manufacturing section of … Read more
