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Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.
NRA says reputation harmed by “vermin” at the National Rifle Association The National Rat Association, an organization created and run by the rat population of the United States … Read more
Sure, fracking may cause whole cities to disappear down sinkholes, but at least we’ll be able to heat the homes that are left with our own gas TAMPA, … Read more
It seems that money can buy you love, after all In a stunning new move, NYSE Chairman Marsh Carter approved the addition of a new commodity — love … Read more
Westboro Baptist Church members will be staying in Topeka, Kansas this Sunday to stage what they are calling their most important protest to date. They are going to … Read more
New illegal immigration proposal is a hot topic During the 2012 fiscal year the federal government spent more on immigration enforcement—18 billion—than on every other federal enforcement agency … Read more
We’ll have to wait until next year for more dreamy Oscar magic. Until then… Well, the Oscars have come and gone and left us all waiting breathlessly (with … Read more
Upside: No more risk of Oscars hosts causing world to cringe Last night, in a stunning move, The Academy of Motion Pictures Arts and Sciences retired. There will … Read more
Defending environment seen as good NRA strategy for bringing in leftists Wayne LaPierre, the NRA’s CEO, insists we can stop global warming by placing armed guards at the … Read more
Experts agree social networking is contagious Mark Zuckerberg suddenly has more to worry about than Google+. A new social networking platform, AIDS (Aggregated Individuals in a Digital Sewer), … Read more
Scientists do about face on Garden of Eden Revolutionary developments in science happen infrequently. Copernicus upended Ptolemy’s earth-centric model of the universe. Newton formulated the laws of motion … Read more
