NRA Finds Right Man for Propaganda Ministry
NRA seeks to limit collateral damage (to themselves) The National Rifle Association (NRA), caught like a raccoon in the headlights by the shooting of grade school children, has … Read more
Faux News
Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.
NRA: Kids Over 5 Should Pack Heat
NRA head says gun manufacturers, who already make a mini-rifle, should make a mini-mini-rifle for kids In addition to suggesting American schools have armed officers on hand to … Read more
Most Churches Not Looking Forward to Rapture
The Rapture could adversely affect churches’ budgets, say pastors A recent survey of religious leaders from hundreds of Christian churches across the nation indicates a startling fact…they are … Read more
Pennsylvania Woman Hospitalized After Opening Gift Box Shipped by Sister
Helen Sewickly from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania is resting comfortably in Our Lady of Perpetual Sorrow Memorial Hospital after receiving cuts and lacerations while opening a gift box she received … Read more
Operation Grinch: The War on Christmas
President Obama authorizes an escalation in the War on Christmas “The war on Christmas is very, very real…” — Bernard McGuirk, The O’Reilly Factor, December 6, 2012 An … Read more
Native Tribe Rumored to Know Pathway into Inner Earth
The Inner Earth — is it real? The rumor that inner earth is a paradise — known only to those who know about it — is true. So … Read more
Karl Rove Seen Begging on Street Corners
“Will Smear Someone for Food” — sign held by Karl Rove Little has been seen of Karl Rove, Republican wunderkind of underhanded politics, since his horrendous humiliation due … Read more
World Nations, Fed Up, Build Wall Around Israel and Palestine
“Israel and Palestine aren’t the only ones with problems,” says spokesman A spontaneously assembled group of nations, tired of the constant turmoil coming out of Israel and Palestine, … Read more
Coming to a Theater Near You: The EXTENDABLES! Four Ex-Presidents Fight to Get Their Turf Back!
Four ex-Presidents. Four hearts still filled with a passion for the game. Together the four ex-Presidents form a super team… THE EXTENDABLES!!! The tale of first class Presidents … Read more
With Mayan Prophecy Threatening The End on Dec 21, Washington Unites
‘We could never agree to compromise on our own. Thank the Mayan prophecy,’ says president The end of the world by drought and flood, caused by global warming, … Read more
