Ripping the Headlines Today, 8/18/25
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about “world’s largest willy,” doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what … Read more
Paul Lander’s Column
Paul Lander’s “Headlines Today” column presents some of the best political satire around, ripping headlines from the news and spinning it hilariously!
Ripping the Headlines Today, 8/11/25
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Tour de France 2025, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 8/4/25
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about a beardless Jason Momoa, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/29/25
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Chuck E Cheese employees in mouse costumes doesn’t need to be complicated … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/14/25
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about “The Gospel of Jesus’ Wife,” doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/7/25
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that Canada turns 158, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/1/25
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the 2025 NBA draft, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/25/25
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about aluminum foil, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/16/25
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Jessica Biel and Whoopi Goldberg, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/9/25
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Coco Gauff taking the first French Open title, doesn’t need to be complicated … Read more
