DeSantis to Open Anti-Wokeland Amusement Park
The Florida governor says that his “Anti-Wokeland” will rival Disney World and eventually put it out of business. In his continuing war with Disney World, Governor DeSantis has … Read more
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DeSantis Announces New Anti-WOKE Law
New birth control regulations in latest DeSantis anti-WOKE law. Governor DeSantis called a press conference to announce the latest anti-WOKE law that he is proposing. Here is the … Read more
Majorie Taylor Greene Press Conference Addresses ‘Evils of Woke Culture’
MTG unveils ‘WOKE’ icon to address the ‘evils of woke culture.’ Marjorie Taylor Greene called for a special press conference to address what she calls “the evils of … Read more
Justices Alito and Thomas Cite Right to Life for Every Ova
New hope is here for each ova, thanks to the wise men on the Court. In presenting the arguments to overturn Roe v. Wade, Justices Alito and Thomas … Read more
Supernatural Crisis in the Anti-Abortion Movement
Satan joins the anti-abortion movement, causing a major conflict for religious believers. An anonymous source has leaked information to this reporter of a major crisis among several leaders … Read more
January 6: A Poem
January 6 O fateful day amid gray skiesIn bitter waves they cameWith purple rage and fantasiesThat Trump chose to inflame.America! America!They shed disgrace on theeThis twisted hate-filled brotherhood,Traitors … Read more
Texas Legislators to Legalize Vigilantism
Texas to enlist vigilantism enthusiasts to help police the state. In an exclusive interview with one member of the Texas legislature, this reporter discovered the long-term aim of … Read more
Japan Reveals Plans for Spectacular Additions to Olympics
Spectacular surprise additions considered for some events to make sure that records were broken. Olympic Committee Objects Japan was so disappointed with the limitations the pandemic placed on … Read more
FBI: Marjorie Taylor Greene a Russian Agent
QAnon-Russian Connection: Was Marjorie Taylor Greene replaced by a Russian agent? An anonymous source within the FBI has provided some astounding news regarding both QAnon and Marjorie Taylor … Read more
Night Prayer: A Poem
Night Prayer (updated from previous version) Now I lay me down to sleepI pray Trump’s soul the devil keep.If from his sleep he never wakesI pray his soul … Read more
