How to Tell if They're in a Cult: Top10 - Marilyn Sands, Humor Times

Is that a pack of Grape Kool Aid in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? How to tell if someone’s in a cult.

In my funky ‘Funk & Wagnalls’ it says: ‘Someone in a Cult typically idolize charismatic leaders, profess patriotism with mass demonstrations & believe distortions of the truth’.

That said…here’s what I think:

TOP 10 WAYS YOU CAN TELL IF SOMEONE’S IN A CULT

10. THEY’RE WEARING A RED HAT!

9. AND SOMETIMES THE HAT COMPANY MAKES BIGGLY MISTAKES!

8. THEY’RE WEARING ONE GOLD SHOE, THE OTHER ON LAYAWAY!

7. THEY HAVE KOOL AID BREATH!

6. BEAR SPRAY IS USED BEHIND THEIR EARS TO PICK UP CHICKS!

I am not running out of ideas! haha

5. THEY BOUGHT A BIBLE FROM A GUY WHO BROKE 9 OF THE 10 COMMANDMENTS!

4. THEIR NEW ‘TRUMP BIBLE’ HAS A ‘2 FOR 1 COUPON’ IN IT FOR GUNS AT WALMART!

3. THEY THINK STORMY DANIELS DOES THE WEATHER REPORT!

2. THEY THINK MELANIA IS HOME BAKING APPLE PIES!

AND, THE #1 WAY YOU CAN TELL IF SOMEONE’S IN A CULT…

THEY WOULDN’T BE READING THIS! haha

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Marilyn Sands

Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis on amazon.com/dp/1733487417"Living proofyou don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"!And yes, this bio is my OBIT too!haha