Paltrow Launches GOOP University
Gweneth Paltrow to offer unique degrees at new “GOOP University.” Gweneth Paltrow’s latest endeavor is the launching of GOOP University. The first order of business at GOOP U … Read more
Gweneth Paltrow to offer unique degrees at new “GOOP University.” Gweneth Paltrow’s latest endeavor is the launching of GOOP University. The first order of business at GOOP U … Read more
As the Trump-Kim bromance continues, rumors circulate of plans to escape indictment. An anonymous source has just informed this reporter of a secret plan to escape indictment that … Read more
President rewrites Sinatra’s “My Way,” says it’s the “best version ever!” They think the end is near And that I face the final curtain. My base, I’ll say … Read more
Republican Historical Revisionism, as interpreted in a poem. The Republicans in Trump’s defense are now performing in their own theatre of the absurd, from bizarre religious references to … Read more
Lindsay Graham is visited by the ghosts of Christmas in this DC Christmas Carol. This reporter found a visibly shaken Lindsay Graham sitting in a corner booth at … Read more
The Cancer in Washington Washington has been infected, Since the day Trump was elected. It’s filled with corruption and greed From this narcissistic bad seed. Beware if Trump’s … Read more
He thought it was a “perfect” trade A “favor” for our U.S. aid, A common method to persuade, The way our foreign policy’s made. You can’t expect that … Read more
Theologian blows whistle on Trump’s sainthood plans. A theologian who was secretly hired by Trump contacted this reporter regarding a bizarre plan President Trump has to assure that … Read more
Promises new textbook on American history will be “Greatest Ever” This reporter has secured an outline of some of the points that President Trump is going to cover … Read more
Inside the Sean Hannity-Stephen Miller feud: A rivalry over spirit channeling. It appears that there has been a growing rivalry between Sean Hannity and Stephen Miller. Oddly enough, … Read more