Snoop Dogg: The Next Presidizzle?
The Snoop Dogg for President campaign starts now The 2016 race for the White House has gotten far more interesting now that Snoop Dogg has thrown his hat … Read more
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Rosetta Space Probe: Potential Disaster?
Have we upset the delicate space-time continuum with the Rosetta space probe? Shocking news has emerged from a leak by an anonymous source inside the European Space Agency. … Read more
Feeding the Homeless Not like Hobby Lobby, Says Justice Scalia
Clarence Thomas, startled from nap, hastened to agree on the feeding the homeless issue Washington DC — At an emergency hearing last night, Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia … Read more
Kim Kardashian Sued for DNA Fiasco
“Dream Derriere” is Kim Kardashian’s new venture Kim Kardashian’s new economic venture has literally turned around to bite her in her sizable butt. Her new company, Dream Derriere, … Read more
Democrats Experience Shock Withdrawal as Soliciting Emails Dry Up
‘Lonely Little Petunia’ syndrome spreading faster than Ebola for Democrats DES MOINES, IOWA — Democratic voters throughout America were in deep shock this morning when President Barack Obama … Read more
SF Giants to Rename Club ‘SF MadBums,’ Let Rest of Team Go
“Madison Bumgarner is the only player we need to win another title.” – SF Giants’ CEO Larry Baer SAN FRANCISCO — After ace pitcher Madison Bumgarner, affectionately known … Read more
Luis Suarez: The Autobiography
Footballer Luis Suarez on taking a bite out of life In an exclusive extract from his new book, Luis Suarez, the infamous cannibal/soccer player, talks about how the … Read more
Cosby Kids Reveal Years of Abuse by Fat Albert
Kids still traumatized by Fat Albert treatment after all these years According to a suit filed by the Cosby Kid “Mushmouth” recently, he was an aspiring bass guitarist … Read more
David Cameron ‘Attacked’
Jogger insists his attraction to David Cameron was “not political, just deeply sexual” A member of the public who caused a security alert when he bumped into David … Read more
Bill Maher Wins $5 Million ‘Orangutan’ Bet With Donald Trump
DNA tests prove Bill Maher right: The orange-haired millionaire is at least 50% orangutan. NYC — Routine tests on Donald Trump after his admission to Bellevue Hospital yesterday … Read more
