Southern Baptist Preacher Says Obamacare is Mark of the Beast
Claims the Book of Revelations says Obama has wrought the “mark of the beast” There are still many debating on Obamacare, but one thing is clear…Barack Obama IS … Read more
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Astronauts Bitch About Having to Work on Christmas Eve
“Government jobs are supposed to mean you never have to work holidays,” say astronauts Astronauts having to install a coolant pump outside NASA’s International Space Station on Christmas … Read more
‘Toys for Tots’ Goes Bust!
Newspaper typo turns local ‘Toys for Tots’ drive into a major traffic jam What was supposed to be a run of the mill “Toys for Tots” Holiday event … Read more
Ann Romney Accidentally Leaves Husband Mitt at Gas Station
A preview released by Netflix last week on its upcoming documentary Mitt shows the robotic Presidential candidate appearing human. While it may be somewhat of a stretch for … Read more
Former Porn Star Dog to Write Memoirs
Peanut butter addiction and other memories by porn star dog Once the most famous porn star dog in the world, Rextion has long since retired to a gated … Read more
The Santafied Shakespeare
Is St. Nicholas the real author of ‘Shakespeare’ works? Over the years commentators have asked: who really authored the plays attributed to William Shakespeare? Some have answered “Francis … Read more
Santa Claus Forced to File Chapter 11 Bankruptcy
Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus, but he’s broke Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus, but unfortunately, he can’t pay his mounting debt and therefore won’t … Read more
Buzzfeed Contributor Makes Top 10 Shit List
Being a contributor to Buzzfeed has benefits Sometimes being a contributor to a popular website that makes lists of things has benefits, that’s what 28 year old Chad … Read more
Local Woman Deletes Friend from Facebook
Social media giant Facebook shaken with the news A woman has deleted one of her Facebook friends, this writer has learned. “I was just tired of her shit. … Read more
Theory That Universe is Just a Hologram Really Messes with Peoples Heads
What if the universe is a hologram? We asked some stoners. An article in the Huffington Post (science section, Dec. 12) titled ‘Is The Universe A Hologram? Physicists … Read more
