Roberts v. Roberts
Conservatives quick to call Roberts a nut case In an unprecedented turn of events, Chief Justice John Roberts has been admitted to the psychiatric ward of George Washington … Read more
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‘Penis Prologue’ Heats Up War of the Sexes in Michigan
A hastily written script entitled the “Penis Prologue” is scheduled to be read by Michigan Speaker James Bolger on the Michigan State Capitol steps Friday before hundreds of … Read more
Republicans Object to Obama Immigration Move as Blatantly Helping His Re-Election Chances
Making popular decisions in an election year gives him an unfair advantage, they charge Republican leaders in Congress today denounced President Obama’s move to change immigration policy as … Read more
Chemical Castration May Await Sandusky at Sentencing
An emergency sentencing guideline, dealing with punishment for child predators, is being pushed through the Pennsylvania Commission on Sentencing (PCS) today. It could allow the Judge in the … Read more
Mitt Romney Wants New Tour Bus Equipped with Gaydar
According to reliable sources, Mitt Romney is about to get a brand new tour bus, as his old one is falling apart and starting to smell a bit … Read more
Birthers Turn Sites on Romney
‘His ad featuring him speaking a rather fluent Spanish is most suspicious,’ says new Birthers group leader Orly Taitz Birthers, that group of doubters that insisted (some still … Read more
Dick Cheney Proposes ‘Duels, Not Debates,’ Wows NRA
Just when you thought Dick Cheney couldn’t top himself for thinking way out of the box, he comes up with another great idea, at least in the eyes … Read more
Barney Google (With Them Goo-Goo-Googly Eyes) Sues Google, Inc.
Former comic legend Barney Google seeking compensation for use of his name Now-forgotten comic legend Barney Google (the guy with the ‘Goo-goo-gooogley Eyes’ according to an old hit song) … Read more
George W Bush Endorses Romney, Who Then Congratulates Obama
White House dreams obliterated: Bush endorses Romney By Matt Rock, PardonThePundit.com Presumptive GOP nominee Mitt Romney placed a phone call this afternoon to President Barack Obama, congratulating him … Read more
Governor Scott Walker Declares State-Wide Burn Ban Leading Up to Recall Election
MADISON, WI — Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker has officially declared a state-wide emergency burn ban in response to reports that dozens of campaign signs on behalf of the … Read more
