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By Peter Merkl The White House today released this transcript of a high card draw “ceremony” — winner wins the war. High Card Draw Ceremony Participants: Presidents Donald … Read more
Biblical names don’t predominate as they once did, but a deeper, broader knowledge of Holy Writ will help you give your child the gift of lifelong distinctiveness. As … Read more
An Up Close and Personal Interview Conducted by Humor Times Conservative Capital Correspondent Llib Epot Note: The following transcript was taken from an interview conducted over X (formerly … Read more
Recycling reaches its apogee as the Astrodome enters a new phase in its illustrious history. More than 60 years after it debuted as “the eighth wonder of world” … Read more
A theory about the age-old debate regarding women’s preference on the size of the male sex organ. By Vincent J. Jenkins While recently doing some research on GMO … Read more
Ex-president receives Global Citizen Award, cited for “Utilizing philosophy and resources to combat world poverty.” Future News: In a shocking turnaround for 4-time-impeached President Donald J. Trump, 87, … Read more
An anonymous spokesperson says Prince Andrew overcharged his libido with sugar because of a simple misunderstanding. A source close to the British Crown reports that Prince Andrew, 65, … Read more
When I took a vision test, I found all eye need is love. Dr. Kaplan: Good morning Mr. Perlman. Has your vision changed since your last visit? MP: … Read more
The administration said the exam would screen out undesirable indoctrinators. Taking its cue from the Oklahoma Department of Education, the Trump administration will implement a series of exams … Read more
A High School English teacher tries to start off on the right foot on day one and avoid the need for trigger warnings. By Dale Ripley Mr. Smith: … Read more
