FOUND – “Lost Journal,” the Book!
Journal entry: July 21, 2014 (age 45) – “Lost Journal,” the Book! More than ten years ago, on January 1, 2004, my first humor column was published in … Read more
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Laughing Grass Reduces Seattle to Tears
Puff, puff, pass… that Seattle pot store. Why? They are out of stock. On Friday afternoon, Seattle’s only recreational marijuana store, Nirvana 2.0, shut its doors after running … Read more
Game of Groans: George RR Martin Health in Question
George RR Martin pontificates on his unique style of writing Obsessive Game of Thrones fans are truly worried about their beloved author, George RR Martin. Why? Well, he … Read more
“El Disastro”: The True Story of Fidel Castro
Fidel Castro “could make Lance Armstrong look honest” As Russian President Vladimir Putin was touching down in Cuba to inspect the strip clubs and pick up some cigars, … Read more
Hey, Facebook, Give Us Our Digital Cheese!
Predictable behavior from Facebook. After all, online privacy is like Taliban science. A fictional concept. Plenty of people had good reason to be in a foul mood back … Read more
Pope v. Pope: The Hats Are Off
Divine intervention may be needed to help Popes heal rift caused by World Cup rivalry Argentina and Germany both have a pontiff present in the Vatican, a fact … Read more
Critics Say Injured Bull Runner’s Book Full of Bull
Life’s a bitch for gored bull runner Bill Hillmann, American bull runner and author of Fiesta: How to Survive the Bulls of Pamplona, was badly gored during Spain’s annual Pamplona … Read more
Egg On His Face: You Better Belieb It
Justin Bieber was fined $80,900 in damages for egging a house — using some VERY hard-boiled eggs. Justin Bieber has been sentenced to two years’ probation and must … Read more
Lake ‘Not so Placid’ Peigneur
Strange beasts haunting Lake Peigneur? Have you ever wondered what it might feel like to drain a humongous lake while drilling for oil? Of course you have, stupid … Read more
Lost Journal: What Goes On When the Lights are On?
Lost Journal entry: November 8, 1975 (age 6) – Lights Earlier this week, Dad questioned my brothers and me at the dinner table. Between bites of my mom’s … Read more
