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Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews Smokey the Bear Jr. ANNOUNCER From beautiful downtown Slenderville, Minnesota, it’s the Minnesota Nice Radio Show. And here’s your host … Read more
Election takeaways: Top 10 things I’ve pre-tested that guarantee to keep me from living in El Salvador! We all have our election takeaways: theories on what went wrong … Read more
More has come out about the contents of Kristi Noem’s stolen purse. Celebrating the 10,000th American citizen swept of the streets and dispatched to the COTEC mega-prison in … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Easter Bunny breaks silence: No free eggs because “They cost too damn much! Bitch at Trump, not me.” The venerable Easter Bunny, … Read more
Trump’s view is that his every desire should be met with surrender, which explains a lot about his lust for Greenland. President Donald Trump has never been able … Read more
Federal workers unleash service dog uprising in response to return-to-office mandate. At 8:30 a.m. on day one of the federal return-to-office mandate, a golden retriever named Monroe vomited … Read more
On sale now, the MAGA Emergency Kit: Order now before the price doubles thanks to tariffs. By Nellie Bern On sale now for the low-low price of $19.99 … Read more
Interview with Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt. Part of an ongoing series conducted by Humor Times Conservative Capitol Correspondent Llib Epot. Conservative Capitol Correspondent Llib Epot: Thanks for the … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) President Trump hinting that he will soon try to deport Democrats. At a “copter talk” question-and-answer today, President Trump let slip that, … Read more
By Jack Seybold, as heard from Donald Trump Fomp, right? It’s a fantastic new word that just came out of my mouth. – Donald Trump “Fomp,” right? It’s … Read more
