A Poem: On the Arrival of Ebola in New York
Regarding the first case of Ebola in New York The first case of Ebola in New York does not make New Yorkers ebollient. I suspect it’s because … Read more
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Hip Hop and the Dreaded ‘Flop’
The malady that must not be mentioned in Hip Hop no longer taboo Long before Lil Wayne and Chris Brown were simultaneously picking up the mic and grabbing … Read more
Donald Trump Hospitalized with Ebola, Verbal Diarrhea
Donald Trump suffering from ‘Ebola Animi,’ resulting in verbal diarrhea NYC — Donald Trump was rushed to Bellevue hospital last night after repeatedly screaming “Zmpph! Obama! Aaargh!” and … Read more
Governor Rick Scott Just Says No to ‘Dopeheads’ in Florida
“They can’t fool me, I’ve seen ‘Reefer Madness!’” – Gov. Rick Scott Florida Governor Rick Scott says he is on the side of the law that says “No” … Read more
Tea Party Activists: Washington Has Its Own ‘Butt Plug’ Issues
Activist regarding D.C.’s huge butt plug: “Put condoms on the Washington Monument now!” WASHINGTON, DC — Right-wing protests in Paris against artist Paul McCarthy’s “butt plug” sculpture have … Read more
Iraq: Going from One Bad War to a Worse One
Meet the new Iraq War, same as the old one In 2004, Stuart Bowen of Texas was asked by a friend to take on a difficult and important job, … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/21/14
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Lost Journal: Wan Man Plans for a Halloween Tan
Journal entry: October 30, 2009 (age 40) – Halloween Tan While deciding on a Halloween costume this year, the most frightening image I could conjure was of me… … Read more
Voter ID: One Man, One Vote
Voter IDs — because nobody said democracy was supposed to be convenient Whiners. Bounders. Ingrates. Talking about the incessant griping and sniping currently buzzing over long overdue Republican … Read more
Doctor My Eyes: The Ultimate Cataract Surgery Mix Tape
I asked my friends what songs should go on a cataract surgery mix tape With age, comes wisdom. And, frequently, cataracts. (By age 80, more than half of … Read more
