Freeze! Put Down That Cookie
The black, MH-6 ‘Little Bird’ helicopter came in low over the treetops surrounding Eastlake Elementary School in Chapman, Nebraska. Third graders, usually engrossed in a fierce game of … Read more
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Lost Journal: Get Your Face Out of MySpace
Journal entry: September 18, 2007 (age 38) – MySpace This guy, “Tom,” on MySpace is the most popular man in America. He’s the corporate “friend” who appears on … Read more
Suing the President: Pandora’s Box of Worms
Nobody can call them a Do-Nothing Congress anymore: they’re suing the president. In a move less surprising than hot dogs at a ballgame, the House of Representatives voted … Read more
John Boehner to Sue Every Living American
House Majority Leader John Boehner says Americans have been freeloading, and it’s time to pay up. The House voted Wednesday to authorize John Boehner to sue President Obama … Read more
The Dear Leader’s Great Appetite
Little is known about North Korea’s “Dear Leader,” Kim Jong-un, but one man survived to talk about him. North Korea is a mythically bizarre land, a nation where … Read more
Presidential Sweepstakes: T-Minus 28 Months and Counting
Candidates doing their best to look and sound presidential Bust out the gin and tonics because this is shaping up to be one heck of a long hot … Read more
Lost Journal: The Case of the Overly-Light Lowenbrau
Journal entry: July 3, 1994 (age 25) – Lowenbrau Light Today, I was among the extended family gathered to celebrate my Uncle Art and Aunt Millie Grace’s 50th wedding … Read more
Do-Nothing Congress Takes a Vacation
Zen-like nothingness is tiring to maintain for the “Do-Nothing Congress” Gosh, has it already been three weeks since Congress took a vacation? Those poor stiffs must be pooped … Read more
Laxative and Lethal Injections: USA’s Very Messy Mess
Boring lethal injections vs ‘exciting’ firing squad – America must choose, says judge In an interview with the Los Angeles Times, Alan Kontreverski, the U.S. 9th Circuit Court … Read more
Bristol Palin to Launch Online Unwed Teen Mom Channel
Finally, help for unwed teen moms from a real expert Many have heard about Sarah Palin announcing the launch of her own online news channel. The channel will … Read more
