Not-So-Super Tuesday Report
And now your eagerly awaited Super Tuesday Report. Named for the quantity of contests and not the quality of participants. Perhaps it would be more apt to say … Read more
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Meek Taking Early Inheritance of Earth and Evicting All Sinners
The Meek, who are mentioned a couple of times in the Bible as the heirs to Earth*, have finally had enough of their un-meek counterparts, i.e. the Sinners and are taking steps as we speak to ask God for an early release of their inheritance.
“Mo…
Author reveals how to appreciate humor in parenting while doing what’s best for children
Jennifer M. Koontz explains how to use humor in parenting as effective tool to manage children’s behavior, in her new book, using methods that have worked for her. “When … Read more
Othello: The Obama Version
Othello Rewritten: The Obama Version Writer Roger Freed imagines how The Bard might’ve written this piece in 2012… Extra credit: Compare to the original here! (Begging Our Pardons from … Read more
Glenn Beck Comes to the Aid of Rush Limbaugh
You Can’t Spew Hatred Without
Awesome Props!
Former Fox News Channel host Glenn Beck knows what it is to fall like a boulder from grace for simply uttering his personal opinions about someone. Getting canned from a gravy job with Fox News Channel wa…
Girl Scouts USA: A 100th Birthday Salute
By Danny Tyree It’s a regrettable sign of our fast-paced lives. After Veterans Day our thoughts of the nation’s heroes go back into mothballs along with their uniforms. … Read more
Chris Hansen Becomes Possessed During Taping of Hansen Files: “Exorcisms Real or Hoax?”
Hey, isn’t that Chris Hansen over there?
It has just been reported that Chris Hansen, the man behind the news show Hansen Files seen Friday evenings on Dateline NBC is, most likely, possessed by the devil, who priests say entered his body during the…
Acme Limburger Cheese Company Pulls Advertising Due to Stink on Rush Limbaugh Show
“If anyone knows stinky, it is the Acme Limburger Cheese Company,” said Hugh Steenck, Vice President in charge of marketing. “As of today, this company will no longer pay to advertise on the Rush Limbaugh Show,” announced the VP on the Su…
This Brew’s for You, Tea Party!
The Tea Party needs some actual teas: We’re here to help By Roz Warren and Janet Golden They call themselves the Tea Party, but so far they’ve failed … Read more
Rush Limbaugh’s Head May Be Stuck Up His Ass Permanently
Rush Limbaugh was trying to find a hole in the ground when he accidentally stuck his head up his ass. He was rushed to Good Samaritan Medical Center in West Palm Beach where doctors were working to dislodge said head from said ass.
At last report, seve…
