Trump Slams Late Pope, Says Steve Bannon Should Be New Pontiff
In the wake of the passing of the late Pope Francis, President Donald J. Trump has had a lot to say. In the wake of the passing of … Read more
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The Buck Never Stops Here!
The Buck Never Stops Here: The Emperor not only doesn’t have any clothes – he doesn’t even have a Desk Plaque! President Harry S. Truman said, “The Buck … Read more
Trump Pardons Judas Iscariot
By Michael Perlman Breaking News: President Trump has pardoned Judas Iscariot of all crimes. Sean Hannity (Fox News) interviews the president: SH: Mr. President, your bold audacity is … Read more
America’s Embarrassing Learning Curve: 2024 Election Takeaways!
Election takeaways: Top 10 things I’ve pre-tested that guarantee to keep me from living in El Salvador! We all have our election takeaways: theories on what went wrong … Read more
Other Stuff in Kristi Noem’s Stolen Purse
More has come out about the contents of Kristi Noem’s stolen purse. Celebrating the 10,000th American citizen swept of the streets and dispatched to the COTEC mega-prison in … Read more
Easter Bunny Explains Why There Were ‘No Damn Free Eggs This Easter’
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Easter Bunny breaks silence: No free eggs because “They cost too damn much! Bitch at Trump, not me.” The venerable Easter Bunny, … Read more
