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U.S. Constitution to Receive State Funeral 4 July, Chief Justice Roberts Presiding
“Sadly, it’s about time,” says Chief Justice Roberts, who will deliver the eulogy. “The thing’s been basically dead for years.” WASHINGTON DC — The US Constitution, finally pronounced … Read more
Daily Covid Tests and Vaccinations to Become Worldwide Norm
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) With the pandemic still raging, people worldwide face the specter of daily Covid tests and vaccinations: Report. Dr. Anna Philaxis, SNN chief … Read more
Biden’s ‘War on COVID’ Could Involve Tiny Soldiers
The “War on COVID,” as opposed to simply resisting it, has been officially launched, and could involve tiny soldiers. President Joe Biden declared a “War on COVID” earlier … Read more
