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Under Threat of War, Illinois Returns Renegade Democratic Lawmakers
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Exclusive: Texas governor Greg Abbott threatened war with Illinois to force them to return Democratic lawmakers. It has been revealed that Texas … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 8/18/25
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about “world’s largest willy,” doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what … Read more
