Ringside at the Undercard: VP Debate
Needed three towels to wipe down my living room after the vice presidential wrestling match, er, debate the other day. The sweat flung off both the bottom names … Read more
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Romney, the Artful Dodger, Takes on Big Bird and the World
Romney: “Who deserves public support more, dumb ol’ Big Bird or Olympic star Rafalca?” Mitt Romney, feeling fine after his self-proclaimed stellar performance in the first presidential debate … Read more
Caffeine Issue Wakes Up a Sleepy Campaign
“Mitt Romney joins other observant Mormons in shunning alcohol and caffeine.” — Associated Press, August 18, 2012 In an effort to jolt President Obama’s reelection hopes, Democrats are … Read more
Obama’s Trillion Dollar Lies
President Barack Obama has such ill-advised contempt for the intelligence of American taxpayers that he has become an habitual liar when talking about his plans to deal with … Read more
Special Mattress Introduced in Anticipation of Romney/Ryan Win
If there is a Romney/Ryan administration, spooked Americans will need alternatives Master Mattress Mart, the third largest mattress firm in the United States, has just announced a brand … Read more
National Teacher of the Year Gives Obama A+ in Citizenship
A California teacher was named Teacher of the Year in April and as part of the distinction was flown to Washington, D.C. to receive the award from none … Read more
The Initials ‘CEO’ Now Have An Entirely New Meaning
Presenting a number of new, perhaps more accurate replacements for the meaning of the common CEO acronym At one time in our no-so-distant past the term ‘CEO,’ meaning … Read more
More Open Mic Moments with the President
Other unscripted remarks by President Obama overheard by the press Based on his “public” comments to Russian president Medvedev in Seoul, President Obama can stake a claim to … Read more
Obama Signs Bipartisan Health & Economy Omnibus Bill
Super bill aims to solve all problems by requiring Americans to spend like never before A Humor Times exclusive WASHINGTON DC – President Obama signed historic legislation today … Read more
Obama: U.S. Too Big to Fail
Reassures “nattering nabobs of negativity” CHICAGO, IL – With the U.S. economy seemingly disintegrating right before our eyes, President-elect Barack Obama is anxious to get his new team … Read more
