Top Ten Comedic News Stories of 2014
Definitely NOT the Top Ten Legitimate News Stories of 2014 Hey guys, Will Durst here with your eagerly awaited Top Ten Comedic News Stories of 2014. Now, here’s … Read more
Republicans
Rick Santorum: God Owns Church and State, Gave Both to GOP
“God, working through his blessed Super PACs, gave us the money to buy Congress, and charged us with reuniting Church and State.” – Rick Santorum Perpetual religious right … Read more
President ‘Obuma’ Moons Republican Congress, Kardashian-Style
Following Kim Kardashian’s example, politicians around the country rush to bare their ‘assets,’ too WASHINGTON, DC — Following Kim Kardashian’s successful “Break the Internet” baring of her remarkable … Read more
Obama and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
Democrats were forced to avert their eyes or risk anaphylactic shock To call the grotesque drubbing suffered by the Democratic Party in the midterms “monumental” is like referring … Read more
Rick Perry’s Clown Show
It’s a hoot to watch Gov. “Oops” Rick Perry try to explain away his felony indictment. Trial lawyers will tell you that any good prosecutor could convince a … Read more
Presidential Sweepstakes: T-Minus 28 Months and Counting
Candidates doing their best to look and sound presidential Bust out the gin and tonics because this is shaping up to be one heck of a long hot … Read more
Republicans are Stuck on Stuck
Republicans: Doing nothing, and proud of it “Just following the will of the people.” That’s been the GOP rationalization for accomplishing absolutely nothing for five and a half … Read more
Ann Coulter, Trying to Top Self, Agrees to Pose for Playboy
Ann Coulter finding it hard to follow up recent tricks, tries Playboy MANHATTAN — Playboy Enterprises announced today that annoying and almost universally despised author/columnist Ann Coulter will … Read more
Cantor Defeat Convinces GOP to Come Out of Closet
Nothing stopping pure Republican candor after Eric Cantor loses primary Following Eric Cantor’s shocking defeat in Virginia’s GOP primary, Republican leaders are planning a new strategy for the … Read more
The Benghazi Boogie
Republicans’ favorite manufactured boogeyman: Benghazi In order to function like a properly greased money machine, the GOP requires a chew toy. Something to snarl and wave and get … Read more
