GOP: Rise in Lesbians’ Numbers is Obama’s Fault
Republicans point to more lesbians as a sure sign of Obama-led moral decay On Tuesday night, President Barack Obama gave his 5th State of the Union address. It … Read more
Faux News
Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.
Richard Sherman Screams at Snow, Scares It Into Melting, Saves Super Bowl
The sports world has Richard Sherman to thank, again While practicing for the upcoming Super Bowl held at MetLife Stadium in East Rutherford, New Jersey, Seattle Seahawks cornerback … Read more
Sarah Palin’s Heritage Linked Back to Salem Witch Trial Era
“I believe there are demons among us that wish to destroy us.” – Sarah Palin A reading of parts of a manuscript dated to 1692 has been found … Read more
Madison and Jefferson’s Strange Hobby: Making Political Frankensteins
Founders’ political Frankenstein lives on There are unknown, dark portions of our history that our leaders would just as soon we didn’t learn of. There are secrets about … Read more
Seattle Seahawks to Trade ‘Loudmouth’ Cornerback for a ‘Real’ Quarterback
“After we lose the Super Bowl, I’m trading that loudmouth and getting me a real quarterback,” says Seattle Seahawks owner Paul Allen Seattle Seahawks owner Paul Allen started … Read more
Beliebers Go On Hunger Strike Until Justin Bieber Cleared of All Charges
Justin Bieber fans are demanding he be released from jail and given house arrest in their homes On Monday, January 23rd, pop star Justin Bieber was arrested for … Read more
Major Paint Company Admits ‘Faux Touches’ Ploy to Sell Paint
Paint company hopes you’ll forgive them and buy more paint BUFFALO, NY — A major paint company admitted today to tricking its customers into buying paint they didn’t … Read more
Millions of Americans Become ‘Nader-Haters’ Because it’s Fun to Say
‘Nader-Haters’ trend going viral with bored surfers Millions of Americans across the contiguous United States have recently jumped on the latest virtual bandwagon — hating presidential candidate Ralph … Read more
Ghost of Reagan Appears; Apologizes for Trickle-Down Economics
Trickle-down economics let the American people down, he says It is said that Ronald Reagan haunts the White House, and a visitor to the stately home has come … Read more
Taliban Successfully Destroys Afghan Society; Reverts to Cannibalism
Priority No. 1: Taliban soldiers need to eat The Taliban has successfully destroyed every business and killed every non-conforming citizen and foreigner in Afghanistan. Left without an effective … Read more
