Call Them What They Are: Corporate Mobsters
Full-fledged, executive-suite corporate mobsters treat fraud and even murder as necessary business tools. How sweet it is to be a corporate criminal these days! I don’t mean common … Read more
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Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/9/25
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Coco Gauff taking the first French Open title, doesn’t need to be complicated … Read more
Don’t Reign on My Parade!
Top 10 things our humble Emperor plans for his parade day on Constitution Avenue, celebrating his birthday! Sparing no tax-payer expense, I hear there’ll be Rocket Launchers, Missiles, … Read more
Minnesota Nice Interviews The Psychic
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews Cookie Thunder, a local psychic. ANNOUNCER From beautiful downtown Slenderville, Minnesota, it’s the Minnesota Nice Radio Show. And here’s your … Read more
Should the ‘Local Shrimp’ You Buy Come from 8,000 Miles Away?
Whether you order shrimp at a chain restaurant or Mar-a-Lago, a good question to ask is: Where do they get it? Let’s say you like shrimp. Whether you … Read more
Message from Saturn
A message from Saturn directed to Earthlings. Greetings, Earthlings. I’m sending you this message from Saturn the most gender-rich of all the planets. We bend our genders every … Read more
The Neanderthal
By Mark Loper A short story about a certain Neanderthal. The Neanderthal stepped out of his cave. It was a good cave. No, it was a beautiful cave. … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/2/25
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the Justice Department, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what … Read more
A Scene from ‘Amadeus Goes to Washington’
A young Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart submits a draft agenda for the President’s consideration. Hoping to pursue a career in politics, the young Mozart , who at times refers … Read more
Boris and Natasha or Trump Disciple?
It’s tough not to compare Donald or Elon (or other White House cast members) to Boris and Natasha. “Senator Joni Ernst, a Republican from Iowa, was fielding questions … Read more
