Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/28/25
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about a mugging outside a Starbucks, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; … Read more
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Trump Wants to Pave Over Rose Garden, then Pelosi!
Trump got a deal on cement & can’t wait to pave over the Rose Garden, thus covering up & deep-sixing all sins! Top 10 Reasons Why Trump Suddenly … Read more
Minnesota Nice Interviews Melanie the Frog, Kermit’s First Cousin
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews Melanie the Frog, Kermit the Frog’s first cousin. ANNOUNCER From beautiful downtown Slenderville, Minnesota, it’s the Minnesota Nice Radio Show. … Read more
The Buck Never Stops Here!
The Buck Never Stops Here: The Emperor not only doesn’t have any clothes – he doesn’t even have a Desk Plaque! President Harry S. Truman said, “The Buck … Read more
Trump Pardons Judas Iscariot
By Michael Perlman Breaking News: President Trump has pardoned Judas Iscariot of all crimes. Sean Hannity (Fox News) interviews the president: SH: Mr. President, your bold audacity is … Read more
Minnesota Nice Radio Show Interviews Smokey the Bear Jr.
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews Smokey the Bear Jr. ANNOUNCER From beautiful downtown Slenderville, Minnesota, it’s the Minnesota Nice Radio Show. And here’s your host … Read more
America’s Embarrassing Learning Curve: 2024 Election Takeaways!
Election takeaways: Top 10 things I’ve pre-tested that guarantee to keep me from living in El Salvador! We all have our election takeaways: theories on what went wrong … Read more
What Is Behind Trump’s Lust for Greenland?
Trump’s view is that his every desire should be met with surrender, which explains a lot about his lust for Greenland. President Donald Trump has never been able … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/21/25
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Katy Perry on Blue Origin, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; … Read more
Sit. Stay. Revolt. A Service Dog Uprising!
Federal workers unleash service dog uprising in response to return-to-office mandate. At 8:30 a.m. on day one of the federal return-to-office mandate, a golden retriever named Monroe vomited … Read more
