This Week in Election Poly Ticks
Only 70 weeks before the election! Run for your lives, people, because it’s complete chaos out there. In the pre-summer rush to wrangle positive press, current presidential candidates, … Read more
Humor Columns
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A Letter Carrier’s Special Delivery to Congress
Neither rain nor sleet nor snow — nor even the likelihood that he’d be killed en route — could stop this letter carrier from making his appointed rounds. … Read more
Lost Journal: Columnist Calls for Corrections in Communication
Journal entry: March 13, 2011 (age 41) – Communication “What we’ve got here is failure to communicate.” Said failure prompted Strother Martin to knock Paul Newman into a … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/26/15
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Your Boyfriend or Your Dog?
‘Love my dog, or you get the doghouse’ A Bichon Frise is a small white dog, poodle-sized, but fluffier. Fans of the breed love our “fluffs” for their … Read more
Obama’s Ugly Show of Presidential Petulance
When the going got tough, Barack Obama got in a huff, and then he got gruff. President Obama has worked himself into such a tizzy over the TPP … Read more
Lost Journal: On Paper, My Job is Reproduction
Journal entry: February 20, 1996 (age 26) – Reproduction At the age of 26, I have achieved the title of Reprographic Engineer. I make copies for a living. … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/17/15
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Top 11 Reasons Being POTUS is So Darn Cool
Why would any sane person choose to run the gauntlet to be POTUS? As it appears we’re smack dab in the middle of the 2016 presidential campaign announcement … Read more
To Beard or Not to Beard
“A man doesn’t grow a beard, a beard grows a man.” – Professor Ronnie Stache Clean shaven men: Are you feeling a little effeminate, does life seem to … Read more
