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Ted Nugent, the Detroit ‘Motorcity Madman’ (in so many ways more than the original intent), Charlie Sheen, the ‘Platoon Psycho’ and Andre Breivik, the Norwegian extreme right wing … Read more
Allah, God and Jehovah were walking along a heavenly path, arguing as usual. “Your people are causing trouble again and again and again!” God scolded Allah. “Well, if … Read more
By Jim Hightower The Lone Ranger was a masked man who was out to bring bad guys to justice. Ed Conard is a masked man who is out … Read more
By Danny Tyree The cover story in the April 16 Time magazine (“Rethinking Heaven”) reveals that the 85 percent of Americans who believe in an afterlife are not … Read more
Recently released FBI statistics show that crime in Newark New Jersey has plummeted 75 percent, ever since Mayor Cory Booker began his one-man night patrols around the once … Read more
How GOP candidates will improve the economy if elected: Start a new war to refocus attention away from the bad state of national affairs, and to bolster arm … Read more
By Tim Mollen Journal entry: March 21, 2002 (age 32) If helping someone move is socially challenging for the best of friends, it is colossally awkward for complete … Read more
By Will Durst Some small-minded pundits are guaranteed to grouchily opine this is neither the time nor the place to be re-circulating unfounded conspiracy theories. Then again, mightn’t … Read more
By Liz Lowe and Roz Warren Since Facebook isn’t going to start charging us for membership, I’ve decided to go ahead and institute my own membership structure and … Read more
Even though some are out and some are in, the GOP presidential contenders that are/were in the race continue to spread their goofiness around for all the country to … Read more
