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Nov 062016
 By , November 6, 2016
Uncle Sam Visits His Shrink

Psychiatrist for Uncle Sam, Dr. Baruch Obamowitz, is called upon to interpret his patient’s recurring nightmare. Uncle Sam: In the dream I am attacked by a mob of deplorable white men. Doc: This is very perplexing. Sam: It gets stranger. The mob steals my multi-colored [more…]

Jun 142016
 By , June 14, 2016
Should City Slickers Be Gun Slingers?

“I think it would’ve been a lot better if they had guns in that room… They could’ve protected themselves if they had guns.” — Donald Trump Many people evidently think the answer to gun violence is for everyone to be armed. As a longtime New [more…]

Apr 092016
 By , April 9, 2016
Trump Plays Hardball for the Baseball Vote: Transcript

The Humor Times has obtained this exclusive transcript of Donald Trump promising to make baseball great again. We’re going to make America’s Game great again. The Dominicans are absolutely killing us. They’re crossing our foul lines and taking roster spots from American players. Folks, they [more…]

Jan 032014
 By , January 3, 2014
New Years Follies

Test your powers to predict the wackiest events and the coming years’ follies Who will be the first celebrity to apologize for an offensive tweet? Which politician’s extra-marital affair will be exposed on YouTube? Test your powers to predict the wackiest events of 2014. Answers [more…]

Nov 012013
 By , November 1, 2013
Is There an Election Going On for New York City Mayor?
Is There an Election Going On for New York City Mayor?

Test your knowledge about New York’s scintillating mayoral campaign! Give yourself one extra credit point if you knew there was an election going on in New York, and two points for being able to pick any of the candidates out from a lineup. Answers are [more…]

Aug 072013
 By , August 7, 2013
A Performance Enhanced Candidate

Why should only athletes be performance enhanced? In a move that promises to shake up the already quaking New York City mayoral race, suspended Yankees slugger Alex Rodriguez announced that he was throwing his batting helmet into the ring. “I’ve proven that I am shameless [more…]

Dec 282012
 By , December 28, 2012
The 2013 Follies

Predicting the wackiest events of 2013 Which celebrity will get sued for slugging a paparazzi? Which politician will get caught cheating on his spouse? Whose alcohol-inspired tweet will keep late night talk show joke writers busy? Here is your opportunity to predict the wackiest events [more…]

Aug 022012
 By , August 2, 2012
Competing for the Olympic Vote

In Olympic Presidential Bloviating, competition is fierce Fresh off his trip abroad, the presumptive Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney accused President Obama of undermining America’s competitiveness in Olympic and international sports competitions. “We have a president who apologizes for America’s athletic greatness,” Mr. Romney said, [more…]

May 072012
 By , May 7, 2012
Cruising for the Love Vote

“Courting voters is a lot like dating.” — The Chicago Tribune The presumptive major party presidential nominees have posted the following profiles on Electodate.com … “Where desperate pols hook up with lonely voters.” Screen Name: ReallyRed2012 Looking For: I am a traditional family man seeking [more…]

May 012012
 By , May 1, 2012
Baseball and Politics: The Not-So-Odd Couple

Baseball and politics have more in common than most spectator sports do Here are some similarities between America’s favorite pastimes: Baseball teams have managers, batting instructors, bullpen coaches, and advance scouts. Political campaigns have managers, communication directors, policy advisors and advance staff. Pitching staffs have [more…]

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