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May 032016
 
 By , May 3, 2016
Why Turning 65 Is So Great

A few reasons turning 65 is actually pretty awesome! Turning 65 is daunting – a definite tunnel at the end of the light – but the more I think about it, the more I can identify the pluses (and not just plus sizes) that accompany [more…]

Feb 262016
 
 By , February 26, 2016
Music I Dance To

As I get older, it’s harder to get me on the dance floor. As I get older, it’s harder and harder to get me on the dance floor (or, if I really strut my stuff, help me off it). Basically, there are only 8 songs [more…]

Oct 082015
 
 By , October 8, 2015
The GOP Bowl

The playoffs continue, with the GOP on Fox… “New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady threw his support behind GOP presidential candidate Donald Trump … [and] says he thinks his golf partner can win …” — AP 9/16/15 Kenny: Good evening. I’m Kenny Albert, here with [more…]

Jul 112015
 
 By , July 11, 2015
Siri Flunks Jewish

When it comes to Jewish, Siri often lets me down I generally have a love affair with Siri. She – as available on my iPhone 5 – gets me. My dictation of emails, texts and notes is almost letter perfect, far quicker and more accurate [more…]

Apr 222015
 
 By , April 22, 2015
Relativity Disproved at Last!

On the 100th anniversary of Albert Einstein’s discovery of Relativity it is debunked. As we celebrate the 100th anniversary of Albert Einstein’s discovery of Relativity, it’s hard to recall the mixed greeting it received. True, The New York Times proudly reported: “Planck Compares Einstein to [more…]

Apr 122015
 
 By , April 12, 2015
A Screenplay: "The Game of Carmen"

Presenting a new screenplay for your consideration as the next hit TV show. By George R.R. Bizet (Screenplay Program Notes for Husbands Who Would Rather Be Home Watching Game of Thrones.) Act I: In a town square (imagine King’s Landing) crowds of people mill about (picture [more…]

Nov 252014
 
 By , November 25, 2014

SCIENCE FASTBREAKS: A Monthly Report on What’s New in Sci/Tech Last month our “Computer” column compared several new software programs that enable you to monitor your diet and help you lose weight (so-called “spreadsheets”), while our “Biology” column described two amazing, genetically-engineered vegetables, one that [more…]