Toying with us, Trump gives devilish clues on the whereabouts of the Jeffrey Epstein Client List!
Top 10 Places Trump Hints the Epstein Client List Might Be:
10. You know those brave young Bomber Pilots dumps to Iran…(don’t get ahead of me)
9. In one of the 500 Classified Mar-a-Lago Boxes – knock yourself out!
8. In Melania’s ‘Ready-to-Schdaddle’ Duffle Bag! (She won’t let me touch it! Well, that too! haha)
7. Stormy Daniels says she knows a safe place!
6. Clandestine Courier, Ambassador Kimberly Guilfoyle took it in her Bra to Greece!
5. Don’t judge – I started the California Fires with it!
4. Laura Loomer made a Paper Mache sculpture in her Art Class! It’s good, but I think it needs more paper! I’m just sayin’!
3. It’s behind one of the Portraits in the White House! Not Washington, not Lincoln or the 2 Burning Bushes! Start now!
2. Let’s just say, the Alligators in Alcatraz will never need ‘Benefiber’ again!
And the #1 Place Trump said The ‘Epstein Client List’ Might Be…
You know, Space X is much faster than FedEx!
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