Double, Double, Toil and Trouble
These days witches don’t chant “double, double, toil and trouble.” They have also traded in their broomsticks for Priuses. (With apologies to William Shakespeare) Donald Trump has often … Read more
JC Wade
I Think, Therefore I Am… In Big Trouble
The French philosopher Rene Descartes wrote, “I think, therefore I am,” but thinking just gets us men into trouble. Thinking is defined as “the process of using one’s … Read more
Superpowers for Superheroes
Here are the superpowers that I would most like to have. Growing up I dreamed of becoming a superhero and thought a lot about which superpowers would be … Read more
What’s in YOUR Future?
I really wanted to know what was in my future, so I went to see a fortune teller — in person. Qué será, será. Whatever will be, will … Read more
Dodging the Grim Reaper
What are my chances of gaining admission into the “good place,” thus avoiding the Grim Reaper? A recent Pew Research Center poll revealed that nearly three quarters of … Read more
Hell on Earth
After Pope Francis seemed to deny the existence of Hell on Earth, the author asked the Devil about it. A few years ago, Pope Francis stunned the ecclesiastical … Read more
Prohibition Party: From My Cold, Dead Hands
There is one dangerous political organization that voters should fear more than Biden or Trump: the Prohibition Party. The 2024 presidential election is fast approaching. One of the … Read more
Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire
‘Liar, liar pants on fire, hanging from a telephone wire.’ Liar, liar pants on fire, hanging from a telephone wire. We heard that every day on the playground … Read more
Making the Bible Great Again
Former President Donald Trump has sold ties, steaks and vodka. Now he is even hawking his own version of the Bible. Former President Donald Trump has sold ties, … Read more
Desperately Seeking a Party, Aargh!
No, not that kind of a party. But alternates never garner many votes. How about a Pirate Party? It looks like the Democrats are going to nominate President … Read more
