‘God Bless You’ Mandate Gains Steam in Republican Senate
New Senate protocol would require all Senators to say “God bless you” at appropriate times. In case you haven’t heard, the Republican members of the 114th U.S. Congress … Read more
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President Obama Calls for European Vowel Tax
Obama: “The U.N. should take some unused and unneeded vowels from the French and Italians, and give them to the under-voweled.” BERN, SWITZERLAND ─ In a speech yesterday … Read more
Bill O’Reilly Offers to Represent Brian Williams at NBC Hearing
Accusations of lies and distortions ‘just garbage,’ O’Reilly claims NEW YORK — Fox News host Bill O’Reilly will help represent his “good old friend, professional colleague and journalistic … Read more
Getting Harder to Tell the ‘Fake News’ from the ‘Real News’
When Jon Stewart’s fake news “Daily Show” is America’s most trusted news source, what does that say? It’s getting harder and harder to tell real news from fake … Read more
Brian Williams Moving to Fox News
‘Nobody here gets fired or suspended for not telling the truth – nor will Brian Williams’ – CEO Roger Ailes NBC news anchorman Brian Williams will be moving … Read more
Harvard Faculty Resign En Masse Over New Sex Rules
“If we can’t bonk our students,” say professors in response to the new sex rules, “what’s the point of coming to work?” CAMBRIDGE — Nearly half the faculty at … Read more
God Resigns, Effective Midnight: Calls Humanity ‘The Edsel of Creation’
Creator eschews humanity, off to find a ‘New Heaven, New Earth,’ as prophesied JERUSALEM — God resigned today, citing the appalling murders, rapes and tortures carried out everywhere … Read more
NBC to Put Brian Williams Out to Stud ‘as Soon as Possible’
Public aghast as Brian Williams desperately neighs and hee-haws NEW YORK — ‘NBC Nightly News’ viewers watched in fascinated horror Wednesday night as handsome, blue-eyed anchorman Brian Williams, … Read more
Ultimate Irony: Fake News and Real News Headlines Become Indistinguishable
Editorial Note: This may not be funny, but it sure is funny. Last September we published the following “Faux News” Report. Today it’s today’s headlines. At what point … Read more
Romney Exit Clears Path for Other GOP Candidates to Lose
Door now open for a large number of exciting dark horse GOP candidates to blow it. DES MOINES, Iowa — After announcing he will no longer seek the … Read more
