In Face of Tragedy, Satire Takes Day Off, North Korea Newsfeed Fills in Nicely
Kim Jong-Un good at satire, doesn’t even know what it means In light of recent events in Boston and West, TX, Satire has decided to take a break. … Read more
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Senators Forced to Spell Title With Small ‘s’ Due to Their Cowardice
Besides calling them “senators,” citizens also think they should sit in the corner with a dunce cap on Americans, sick of the kowtowing and cowardice of their elected … Read more
North Korea Retrofits Tanks to Accommodate Tiny Leader
May answer the riddle as to Kim Jong-Un’s whereabouts in North Korea North Korea’s Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un has been absent from the news for going on two … Read more
Humor Times Subscription Special Attacked as ‘Overly Generous’
“How can you make any money giving such great subscription deals?” asks one incredulous economist Top economists questioned the sanity of Humor Times newspaper executives during a business … Read more
Reince Priebus to Resign RNC Position
RNC Chairman Reince Priebus resigns after regressive votes In a stunning announcement following the annual spring RNC conference, Reince Priebus released a press statement that he has submitted … Read more
Science: Distilling the Ultimate Modern Humor Article
Researchers want to know: How can writers deliver the humor readers crave in a dumbed-down world? Researchers at various humor think tanks and humor websites have been exhaustingly … Read more
World Health Organization Forced to Admit “No Cure for Crazy”
The WHO (not the band) revealed at a press conference yesterday that they have yet to find a cure for an age-old malady: crazy. After spending the past … Read more
Math Nerd Makes “Less Than” Symbol Her Facebook Profile Pic at Most Inopportune Time
Would Polly be equal to the firestorm her Facebook profile picture created? Polly Gonn, MIT class of 2012, recently updated her Facebook profile picture to one of her … Read more
New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg Bans Politeness
Bloomberg says his action, like the soda ban, will be good for New Yorkers, since releasing anger is healthy Propelled by the success of his recent soda ban, … Read more
Miami Heat Streak Ends — PBS Renews Telethon to Raise Awareness for Regular Season
NBA “owes survival” to PBS campaign, says Miami Heat coach Without realizing it, for the past month or so, the world was interested in the NBA’s regular season … Read more
