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The Day the Twitter-verse Stood Still Millions of astute, insightful, earth-shaking and otherwise irreplaceable tweets were wasted today — lost forever to the recesses of the universe — … Read more
Officials respond that nation is united in its divisiveness The UN Security Council has put forth a petition demanding that the United States of America drop the term … Read more
Now you can watch your own kids “breaking bad” NEW MEXICO — Somewhere in the quiet suburbs of Albuquerque, set against the backdrop of the Sandia mountain range, … Read more
Poor Uncle Si, Duck Dynasty may never be the same Anyone who watches A&E‘s hit reality show “Duck Dynasty” is familiar with not only Uncle Si, but his … Read more
George Zimmerman always wanted to be a cop, now he’s one better: A serial hero! According to news reports, a few days after George Zimmerman was acquitted of … Read more
U.S. settles with creditors, erases the national debt — unfortunately, also erases the nation The National Debt has reached $16 trillion. In an effort to pay off this … Read more
“Like a mama grizzly, I’ll have to go hibernate part way through,” says Palin Sarah Palin, who served half a term as governor of Alaska — quitting after … Read more
The GOP says a large turnout of zombies voted in the last presidential election A U.S. Presidential election recount has been demanded by the GOP, because, they claim, … Read more
After iPhone troubles, basic palm pilot seen as glitch-free product to reboot company Apple CEO Tim Cook, looking to go in another direction with the company, revealed his … Read more
Kim and Kanye: “At least we didn’t name it ‘North By Northwest’!” Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, forever in the public eye (somewhere between the iris and the … Read more
