Donald Trump: ‘Obama Worst Boy Scout Ever’

Donald Trump: ‘Obama Worst Boy Scout Ever’
Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of -- winning the Noble Peace Prize or sending Congolese gynecologist Dr. Denis Mukwege to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of African women in war-torn countries. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has written for Weekly Humorist, National Lampoon, American Bystander, Huff Post Comedy, McSweeney's, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog and the Humor Times, written and/or produced for multiple TV shows and written standup material that's been performed on Maher, The Daily Show, Colbert, Kimmel, etc. Now, on to Paul's time-commanding Special Forces in Khandahar… (See all of Paul's "Ripping the Headlines Today" columns here.)
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“Excuse me, have you ever seen the President lead a cabinet meeting in singing ‘Michael Row Your Boat?’” – Donald Trump In his latest salvo directed at President … Read more

7.5 Million Sign Up for Health Care; Coincidentally, 6 Million Share Biden’s IP Address

7.5 Million Sign Up for Health Care; Coincidentally, 6 Million Share Biden’s IP Address
Jeff Boldt is an English teacher living in China and the writer and editor of Iron E-News, a website dedicated to that ever-abiding alternate bizarro world -- at times all too closely mirroring our own.
Jeff Boldt

Joe Biden deflects praise for amazing health care numbers, saying, “It was nothing, really.” Of the 230 million people over the age of 18 living in America, approximately … Read more

Scientists: Newton and Galileo Were Psychotic — Massive Textbook Recall Foreseen

Scientists: Newton and Galileo Were Psychotic — Massive Textbook Recall Foreseen
Jeff Boldt is an English teacher living in China and the writer and editor of Iron E-News, a website dedicated to that ever-abiding alternate bizarro world -- at times all too closely mirroring our own.
Jeff Boldt

“I’m no Einstein, but I know wacko when I see it,” says scientist of Einstein, Newton and Galileo. A group of 142 leading scientists and psychiatrists have published … Read more

Margie Phelps to Pose for Playboy

Margie Phelps to Pose for Playboy

Don’t let the daughter of the late Westboro Baptist Church founder Fred Phelps’ spread fool you. In a stunning reversal of past actions, Margie J. Phelps, the daughter … Read more

Study: Reading Books Seriously Undermines Brain’s Ability to Enjoy TV

Study: Reading Books Seriously Undermines Brain’s Ability to Enjoy TV
Jeff Boldt is an English teacher living in China and the writer and editor of Iron E-News, a website dedicated to that ever-abiding alternate bizarro world -- at times all too closely mirroring our own.
Jeff Boldt

Casually reading books can lead to habitual reading, study warns. A new report was released by the Television Scientists of America last week.  It shows the overlooked negative … Read more

The Rainbow Comes Out as Heterosexual

The Rainbow Comes Out as Heterosexual
Jeff Boldt is an English teacher living in China and the writer and editor of Iron E-News, a website dedicated to that ever-abiding alternate bizarro world -- at times all too closely mirroring our own.
Jeff Boldt

The rainbow, international symbol for their movement, shocks gay community In what is being hailed as the most highly viewed TV moment of all time, the Rainbow came … Read more

Appalachian Man Doesn’t Need Neck Tattoo

Appalachian Man Doesn’t Need Neck Tattoo

Mowing: Good. Neck Tattoo: Bad. Shane Fannin doesn’t need a neck tattoo to stand out. In fact, he says his unique personality suits him just fine. “I like … Read more

Cleveland Browns Suggest “Personal Best Bowl” Once in a While

Cleveland Browns Suggest “Personal Best Bowl” Once in a While
Jeff Boldt is an English teacher living in China and the writer and editor of Iron E-News, a website dedicated to that ever-abiding alternate bizarro world -- at times all too closely mirroring our own.
Jeff Boldt

Personal Best Bowl could be good for morale In a highly publicized press conference yesterday, Cleveland Browns owner Jimmy Haslam discussed his recent meeting with NFL commissioner Roger … Read more

Valentine’s Day: Recently Divorced Woman Happy with Cats

Valentine’s Day: Recently Divorced Woman Happy with Cats

Love the one(s) you’re with on Valentine’s Day, be they human or feline! Meet Angela Minter, a recently divorced 43-year-old woman whose husband left her for a much … Read more

North Korea Will Scrap Nukes on One Condition: “Give Us Flappy Bird”

North Korea Will Scrap Nukes on One Condition: “Give Us Flappy Bird”
Jeff Boldt is an English teacher living in China and the writer and editor of Iron E-News, a website dedicated to that ever-abiding alternate bizarro world -- at times all too closely mirroring our own.
Jeff Boldt

Flappy Bird was “Supreme Commander’s favorite” In the middle of yesterday’s high-level talks between the two Koreas — a country at war with itself since the early 50s … Read more

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