March 4th Declared National Opposites Day

March 4th Declared National Opposites Day
Patrick Lawlor is a writer and comedian from New Jersey.He studied improv and sketch comedy writing at the Upright Citizens Brigade in New York.
Patrick Lawlor

“National Opposites Day is a day that will live in infamy, and I’m the first president to say that,” said Trump. In a desperate attempt to move beyond … Read more

The Trumpcare Games Are Here: Match to the Death for Health Care

The Trumpcare Games Are Here: Match to the Death for Health Care
Ron Keith lives in Washington, DC. He freelances, mostly writing on renewable energy, technology, gaming, and anything else he feels a passion for. He plans to spend the Trump years in a fetal position and learning what an emolument is.
Ron Keith

May the odds be ever in your favor to win health care – but if you lose, you won’t need it anymore anyway! In the wake of a … Read more

Facebook, Moose Concussions and a Bit of Bullwinkle

Facebook, Moose Concussions and a Bit of Bullwinkle
Patrick Lawlor is a writer and comedian from New Jersey.He studied improv and sketch comedy writing at the Upright Citizens Brigade in New York.
Patrick Lawlor

Alaskan woman, attacked by moose, starts Facebook petition to boycott ‘Rocky and Bullwinkle’ An Alaskan woman who was out feeding her chickens recently was kicked in the head … Read more

Caitlyn Jenner: 21st Century Superhero

Caitlyn Jenner: 21st Century Superhero
John Glynn is an Irishman, a lover of Guinness and a
potato connoisseur. An expert in the area of mediocrity, he one day hopes to own a decent coffee maker and visit SeaWorld Orlando.
John Glynn

Caitlyn Jenner lined up to play ’21st Century Woman’ On Monday, Caitlyn Jenner, once known as Bruce, appeared on the cover of Vanity Fair. Accompanied by the headline … Read more

Duggar Family: Homosexuality a Greater Sin Than Molesting Children

Duggar Family: Homosexuality a Greater Sin Than Molesting Children

“19 Kids and Counting” stars, the Duggar family, rank sins, rating their own as “God-condoned.” The Duggar family, who are stars of TLC’s hit reality TV show, “19 … Read more

Andy Borowitz Appointed First Professor of Fake News at Harvard

Andy Borowitz Appointed First Professor of Fake News at Harvard
Michael was born in South Africa at the height of the apartheid era He quickly became involved in the underground resistance movement, knew Nelson Mandela and other prominent revolutionaries, some of whom later moved into privileged positions formerly occupied by whites. After several exciting escapes, he was forced to flee the country in disguise. He successfully made his way to the UK and gained his PhD at Cambridge on a university scholarship, He then pursued the dualcareer of college professor and social revolutionary, provoking academic and political mayhemwherever he went. Having thus failed miserably at both politics and education, he now cynically rails like Diogenes at the foibles of mankind in bitter satires and faintly subtly edgy political cartoons. History will, however absolve him. In 2006 he discovered a new Shakespeare play, but it's going to take a new generation to acknowledge it. Check out his website, Editorial and Political Cartoons.
Michael Egan

‘But can we really believe Andy Borowitz’ acceptance letter?’ wonders department chair. CAMBRIDGE — Andy Borowitz, senior fake news correspondent at The New Yorker, has been appointed Harvard University’s … Read more

‘Catcalling Video’ Woman Harassed by Monthly Period

‘Catcalling Video’ Woman Harassed by Monthly Period

Soshana Roberts, of the viral catcalling video, reveals yet more harassment women must endure. Soshana Roberts, the actress in the two-minute New York street harassment catcalling video released earlier … Read more

John Boehner to Sue Every Living American

John Boehner to Sue Every Living American

House Majority Leader John Boehner says Americans have been freeloading, and it’s time to pay up. The House voted Wednesday to authorize John Boehner to sue President Obama … Read more

Bristol Palin to Launch Online Unwed Teen Mom Channel

Bristol Palin to Launch Online Unwed Teen Mom Channel

Finally, help for unwed teen moms from a real expert Many have heard about Sarah Palin announcing the launch of her own online news channel. The channel will … Read more

Mud Boggin’ and BBQ Cook-off at Bundy Ranch to Draw More Militia

Mud Boggin’ and BBQ Cook-off at Bundy Ranch to Draw More Militia
P. Beckert's is one voice vying for frequency room at the top of the opinion dial.Angered and bewildered by many of today’s events, P. Beckert uses humor as a tool to fightan onslaught of stupidity and ignorance that seems to permeate the airwaves and pollute the sensitivities of a once-brilliant nation. If you like her posts, become a follower and leave a comment. And don't forget to share on Facebook, Twitter and other social accounts! Syndicated from her I Said Laugh, Dammit blog.
P. Beckert

Bundy Ranch events for fun-loving militia Contrary to news reports from several mainstream media outlets that the stand-off at the Cliven Bundy ranch was devolving into a free-for … Read more

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