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Ocasio-Cortez has suggested what she believes is a new approach to peace through strength for all. Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-N.Y.) announced today that she intended to schedule meetings … Read more
HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. gave NBC the latest dope on genetics, immunity, vaccinations, and what is known in the sciences as a metric butt-load of other … Read more
A retired teacher says Five-O and SNF owe almost everything to him, including tens of billions of dollars. A retired Beaver Pelt, Iowa, school teacher has sued the … Read more
While looniness seems to be a trademark of the entire Trump administration, it’s gone too far for even the looniest! Some days I don’t know whether to rage … Read more
So called art: So far, the Art who sings with Paul Simon is escaping the presidential Sharpie. The White House has released a list of Smithsonian Institution exhibits … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Theorist says voters are looking for love (of candidates) in all the wrong places, and should look to “The Price Is Right.” … Read more
The Congressman said Democrats will soon achieve one-party rule and obtain an opposition that isn’t just figuratively lame and toothless. Rep. L’Ocean MacCatheter III Jr. (D-N.J.) told a … Read more
Inspired by the guy in DC who threw a Subway salami sandwich at a National Guard soldier and wasn’t sent to El Salvador. He threatened to do it … Read more
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews his former teacher. ANNOUNCER From beautiful downtown Slenderville, Minnesota, it’s the Minnesota Nice Radio Show. And here’s your host Tommy … Read more
Official Letter from the Norwegian Nobel Committee very officially written to ‘President’ Donald Trump. Dear President Trump, It is my unfortunate duty, as spokesman for the Norwegian Nobel … Read more
