Lost Journal: Care Enough to Send the Very Worst Valentines
Journal entry: February 13, 2011 (age 41) – Valentines The following is a draft of a letter I’m sending to the human resources department at Hallmark: Dear, Dear … Read more
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Harvard Faculty Resign En Masse Over New Sex Rules
“If we can’t bonk our students,” say professors in response to the new sex rules, “what’s the point of coming to work?” CAMBRIDGE — Nearly half the faculty at … Read more
Lost Journal: Five’s Company on Valentine’s Day
Journal entry: February 14, 1992 (age 22) – Valentine’s Day A few weeks ago, I boarded an Amtrak train, with most of my belongings in two army duffel … Read more
God Resigns, Effective Midnight: Calls Humanity ‘The Edsel of Creation’
Creator eschews humanity, off to find a ‘New Heaven, New Earth,’ as prophesied JERUSALEM — God resigned today, citing the appalling murders, rapes and tortures carried out everywhere … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/8/15
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Brian Williams ‘Misremembering’
At least Brian Williams got two out of three There’s a big bad brouhaha over at NBC with anchor Brian Williams misremembering being shot down in a helicopter … Read more
Want a Jew to Fall for You? Try These Funny Pick-up Lines.
Funny pick-up lines just for Jews Kosher Porn is a new collection of funny pick-up lines just for Jews, written by humorist Sarah Rosen, and illustrated with photos … Read more
TPP: A Corporate Coup d’Etat
What? You haven’t heard of the TPP? When I was a tyke, Momma warned me not to eat anything unless I knew where it came from. That advice … Read more
Romney Exit Clears Path for Other GOP Candidates to Lose
Door now open for a large number of exciting dark horse GOP candidates to blow it. DES MOINES, Iowa — After announcing he will no longer seek the … Read more
America: Now Red Velvet Rope-a-Doped
They’ve strung out the red velvet rope: It’s the country clubbing of America. And now for a few choice words concerning my recent demotion to the status of … Read more
