Lost Journal: Let’s not Let a Second Decade Go Nameless
Journal entry: January 1, 2010 (age 40) – Second Decade Who would have thought we would finish the last decade without settling on a name for it? Let’s … Read more
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‘Je Suis Frostie’ Movement Burgeons After Muslim Cleric Bans Snowmen
Three million gather on Boston Common to build snowmen giving Mecca the finger BOSTON — Families throughout New England yesterday defiantly posted “Je Suis Frostie” signs in their … Read more
Nightmares Prompt Kim Jong-un to Take Up Zumba
Kim Jong-un looking to get pudgy self fit Apparently, fear of his dead father is resurfacing in a big way and has been keeping North Korean supreme leader … Read more
Resolutions I’m Looking Forward To In 2015
2015 Resolutions: This year will be different. You watch. Usually over the period of 12 months, you get an equal balance of good days and bad. On the … Read more
A CNN Comment Box Love Story
Love story blossoms in the CNN comment section YoMomma_101 28 minutes ago Wow, a 12 year old boy from Florida is charged with murder on the playground? Before … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 1/12/15
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Lost Journal: New Year’s Resolutions for 2000
Journal entry: January 1, 2000 (age 30) We’ve finally closed the book on the 20th century. This year’s resolutions are more important than usual, because they have to … Read more
‘The Onion’ and Six Other Fake News Websites to Close
“World insanity is beyond our writers’ imaginations,” says Onion fake news editor. CHICAGO — “The Onion” managing editor, Russell Sprouts, announced today that the well-known fake news outlet … Read more
Lost Journal: New Year’s Resolutions for 1990
Journal entry: January 1, 1990 (age 20) Hmm, 1990. There’s only 10 years left in the Millennium, so I need to make some big strides to prepare my … Read more
College Bowl Games Become Corporate Money Games
Rather than reflecting a sense of place and local pride, the new bowl games are money hustles Growing up in Texas, I learned that God and guns were … Read more
