The Two Tooth Advantage
Labor Day: This holiday is for you The plume of a great doom now looms. Talking about that wonderfully hideous first Monday in September — Labor Day. Yeah, … Read more
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Burger King Describes Latest Whopper as ‘Loaded’
We knew Burger King’s food was rich, but this is ridiculous. Burger King, the whopper giant that sits perpetually in the cool shade of rival McDonald’s when it … Read more
Lost Journal: Inside a Dining Hall Slop Room
Journal entry: April 20, 1989 (age 19) – Dining Hall Slop Room Earlier tonight, I stood in an empty, dreary room waiting for the grinding of soulless machinery … Read more
How to Get the Most Out of Your Labor Day Weeke…Oh Look a Squirrel!
Musings on the Labor Day holiday In honor of all those hard-working people who are taking a day off (actually, only the people lucky enough to have bosses … Read more
Get Your Own Piece of Fame: Celebrity Remnants for Sale!
Celebrity remnants are all the rage now A new entrepreneurial enterprise has arisen to overnight success: “Celebrity Remnants.” Now the ordinary person can have very personal discarded pieces … Read more
Lost Journal: The Labor Day Housework Marathon
Journal entry: September 7, 2009 (age 40) – Labor Day Housework Marathon This afternoon, I wore a huge, frozen smile as I walked over to my wife, Amanda, … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 8/25/14
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
“Kyleigh’s Law” Prompts Flurry of New Decal Laws in New Jersey
Kyleigh’s Law requires young drivers to display a special decal. It has inspired many more. Kyleigh’s Law (S2314) is a motor vehicle law in New Jersey. It requires … Read more
Rich Folk Experience Burning Man Just Like the ‘Little People’
“Such down-to-earth fun! And it only cost me 25 thousand!” says Mark Zuckerberg at Burning Man. The filthy rich have discovered Burning Man — along with the simple … Read more
How to Break a Toe in One Easy Step
There are probably as many ways to break a toe as there are feet. Life is hard and toes are fragile, which means that by the time you … Read more
