‘God Bless You’ Mandate Gains Steam in Republican Senate
New Senate protocol would require all Senators to say “God bless you” at appropriate times. In case you haven’t heard, the Republican members of the 114th U.S. Congress … Read more
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Lost Journal: Two Words for Every Occasion
Lost Journal entry: August 29, 2010 (age 41) “Hi, person. How are you?” “My cousin’s dog has an abscess. I wonder how you spell that. I came in … Read more
President Obama Calls for European Vowel Tax
Obama: “The U.N. should take some unused and unneeded vowels from the French and Italians, and give them to the under-voweled.” BERN, SWITZERLAND ─ In a speech yesterday … Read more
Bill O’Reilly Offers to Represent Brian Williams at NBC Hearing
Accusations of lies and distortions ‘just garbage,’ O’Reilly claims NEW YORK — Fox News host Bill O’Reilly will help represent his “good old friend, professional colleague and journalistic … Read more
Humor Times Scores an Interview with Vladimir Putin
An interview with Russian president Vladimir Putin We here at the Humor Times have been fortunate enough to be granted an interview with Vladimir Putin, the leader of … Read more
Getting Harder to Tell the ‘Fake News’ from the ‘Real News’
When Jon Stewart’s fake news “Daily Show” is America’s most trusted news source, what does that say? It’s getting harder and harder to tell real news from fake … Read more
An Exciting Democracy Movement Arises in Chicago
The “Reclaim Chicago” coalition challenges the status quo Chicago! City of broad shoulders. Plutocratic hog butcher. Toolmaker for progressive change. Stacker of the wheat of grassroots power, wheat … Read more
SCOOP!!! We Got the Script from the New Disney Star Wars Movie!
Forget the stingy, 88 minute trailer just put out, we got the real scoop on the new Disney Star Wars movie! Our intrepid, rat-like reporters just got the … Read more
Lost Journal: Pale Pirates Infiltrate the Tall Ships
Journal entry: July 14, 1984 (age 15) – Tall Ships I squinted ahead, along the slowly snaking line of people. The line looked long enough to be waiting … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/17/15
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
