Totes Cray Cray: California!
California — mellow to the max, you best believe Due to recent massive chirpage from a group of wicked haters, now is the time for all good brahs and … Read more
humor
TONIGHT! Will Durst’s all-new “BoomeRaging: From LSD to OMG” in Sacramento
The Humor Times presents comedian Will Durst in the exclusive Sacramento area premiere of his new show You don’t have to be a baby boomer to enjoy five-time … Read more
Book Review: Six of One — A Tudor Riff by JoAnn Spears
“Six of One” — a book review Reviewed by Claire Ridgway A fun, rather irreverent, entertaining spoof, is how I’d describe “Six of One” by JoAnn Spears. In … Read more
Lessons Learned from Traveling in Italy (by a Recent Vacationer)
Traveling lessons: Italy Traveling is supposed to broaden one’s mind (while narrowing one’s wallet). So I never travel outside the country without returning with some important new experiences … Read more
Look Out — Here Comes the New Border-Industrial Complex
Border “security” means big bucks for “starving” defense contractors “Good fences make good neighbors,” goes the old adage. That civilizing thought refers to such friendly structures as the … Read more
Lost Journal: Romance Tanks at the National Aquarium
Journal entry: February 8, 1997 (age 27) — Romance My girlfriend, Amanda, and I are having a romantic weekend getaway, but it’s been a challenge. First, we had … Read more
Florida: 7 Rows of 7 Stars
Has Florida gone too far this time? No, they did that a long time ago. That’s it. Over. Finished. Done with Florida. Consider our long-distance love affair officially … Read more
Breaking Bad Candy Store Now Offering Build-Your-Own Meth Lab Play Set
Now you can watch your own kids “breaking bad” NEW MEXICO — Somewhere in the quiet suburbs of Albuquerque, set against the backdrop of the Sandia mountain range, … Read more
Duck Dynasty’s Uncle Si Fires Assistant Over Clean Tea Cup
Poor Uncle Si, Duck Dynasty may never be the same Anyone who watches A&E‘s hit reality show “Duck Dynasty” is familiar with not only Uncle Si, but his … Read more
After Daring Crash Rescue, Newly Minted Hero Zimmerman Goes on Do-Gooder Spree
George Zimmerman always wanted to be a cop, now he’s one better: A serial hero! According to news reports, a few days after George Zimmerman was acquitted of … Read more
